Go home Emojibator, you’re drunk! What on earth was going through your head when you decided to turn a chicken into a sex toy? I mean… don’t get me wrong…I love you for it… but… DEAR GOD WHY?! I really would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in the planning meeting...

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March 10, 2019

2 comments

Iroha Rin by Tenga – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Why oh why do I keep doing this to myself? I want to love the Iroha toys so badly…they are so beautiful and the silicone is like masturbating with a heavenly marshmallow sent to earth by the Gods themselves… but no matter how hard I try to force myself into being in love with Iroha...

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Review

Battery Powered Iroha Silicone Tenga Vibrator

February 14, 2019

1 comment

Blush Novelties Sweet Rush & Sweet Bunny Classic Slim Vibe – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Happy Valentine’s Day! How are you celebrating? Are you celebrating?!? Frankly, I’m still trying to recover from Christmas… I don’t know how any of us can possibly be ready for another holiday so soon! I’m not a big Valentine’s person… I don’t mind the holiday or anything… in fact in theory, I love it… it’s...

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Review

ABS Plastic Battery Powered Blush Novelties Vibrator

January 17, 2019

0 comment

FemmeFunn Stubby 2 Massager – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Have you ever decided that it was time to masturbate so you pull your sex toy collection from the back of your closet or out from under your bed (or if you like me… also from every available cabinet and storage tote in the house) on the quest for the perfect toy? You aren’t quite...

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Review

FemmeFunn Rabbit Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

January 16, 2019

4 comments

MotorBunny – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Are you looking for a whisper quiet, discreet vibrator that you can use in your apartment with paper-thin walls that won’t alert Edna, your neighbor, to the fact that you masturbate in your own apartment? If so… just keep scrolling… because that is 100% the opposite of the MotorBunny. I don’t really mean that in...

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Review

MotorBunny Outlet Powered Sex Machines Vibrator

January 11, 2019

1 comment

Screaming O Toone – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

For whatever reason, the Screaming O Toone makes me think of that old Disney Cartoon, Bonkers. Anyone else remember that? With the anthropomorphic Bobcat that left show business and became a cop in Tinseltown? Please tell me I’m not the only person who remembers that show… I’ll feel really old then. Why does this remind...

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Review

Rabbit Rechargeable Screaming O Silicone Vibrator

December 22, 2018

0 comment

Hot Octopuss Atom – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Yeah! It’s time to ROCK OUT WITH OUR COCKS OUT! Cock rings that is! Okay, I know I literally just posted a review describing how much I hate vibrating cock rings… but in a shocking turn of events I have stumbled onto a vibrating cock ring that I actually *gasp* like! I know, I am...

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Review

Cock Ring Hot Octopuss Silicone Vibrator

December 11, 2018

1 comment

VeDO Roq Rechargeable Ring – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Ahh, the vibrating cock ring… the bane of my sex toy review life. One of the top questions I get is “what’s a good vibrating cock ring?” And every time I get that question my left eye twitches and I want to scream “VIBRATING COCK RINGS SUCK!!!!” Then run screaming into the night. But I...

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Review

Cock Ring Silicone VeDO Vibrator

December 4, 2018

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Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Did you know that today (December 4th) is National Cookie Day?! I did! Well… I know only because one of my favorite Youtube cooking shows “Binging with Babish” made the most amazing looking chocolate chip cookies yesterday in honor of today being National Cookie Day. So… that is a thing I know and a thing...

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Review

Rabbit Satisfyer Silicone Suction Based Vibrator

September 29, 2018

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VeDO Bam Mini Bullet Vibrator – Second Opinion Review

by Kitten Boheme

Here is a new thing I’m trying: Second Opinions! Sometimes I absolutely hate a toy… or super love a toy… but I know that is only my opinion (as much as I want to believe I am always right…)… so when I find a toy that I have super strong opinions about… I am going...

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Bullet Rechargeable Second Opinion Silicone VeDO Vibrator

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