Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 &#8211; Sex Toy Review

Uberrime Dr. Manhattan – Sex Toy Review

I can’t lie… the number one reason I asked to review the Uberrime Dr. Manhattan is so I could make an irritating number of blue penis jokes. The kind of jokes I couldn’t stop making after watching Watchman in theaters with my friends. The kinds of jokes that are no doubt the reason why no...

Review

Anal Safe Dildo Fantasy Silicone Uberrime

January 17, 2019

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BS Atelier Max Queer Dildo – Sex Toy Review

Ya’ll… I… I think…. I THINK I’VE FOUND MY NEW ALL TIME FAVORITE DILDO! And no, I am not overreacting. The BS Atelier Max Queer is an absolutely phenomenal dildo. Like… I have had this thing stuffed into my vagina pretty much nonstop since I’ve received it (which was October 20, 2018… so… it’s been...

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Anal Safe BS Atelier Dildo Silicone

January 17, 2019

FemmeFunn Stubby 2 Massager – Sex Toy Review

Have you ever decided that it was time to masturbate so you pull your sex toy collection from the back of your closet or out from under your bed (or if you like me… also from every available cabinet and storage tote in the house) on the quest for the perfect toy? You aren’t quite...

Review

FemmeFunn Rabbit Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

January 11, 2019

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Screaming O Toone – Sex Toy Review

For whatever reason, the Screaming O Toone makes me think of that old Disney Cartoon, Bonkers. Anyone else remember that? With the anthropomorphic Bobcat that left show business and became a cop in Tinseltown? Please tell me I’m not the only person who remembers that show… I’ll feel really old then. Why does this remind...

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Rabbit Rechargeable Screaming O Silicone Vibrator

December 31, 2018

Blush Novelties Avant Pride P3 – Sex Toy Review

Okay peeps, I think I am having some kind of amazing love affair with Blush Novelties. Like, for real… I think we might be dating… or at the very least we have some kind of casual hook-up (I’m probably just their side chick, but that’s cool…) thing going on. We are practically sexting each other...

Review

Blush Novelties Dildo Silicone

December 24, 2018

Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 – Sex Toy Review

I’ve got yet another toy from the Avant line of toys! This time I’m coming at you with the Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1! It must be the gray and dreary weather here in Northern Minnesota, I am just craving huge doses of bright colors! And honestly, can it get any brighter and more fun than...

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Blush Novelties Dildo Silicone

December 22, 2018

Hot Octopuss Atom – Sex Toy Review

Yeah! It’s time to ROCK OUT WITH OUR COCKS OUT! Cock rings that is! Okay, I know I literally just posted a review describing how much I hate vibrating cock rings… but in a shocking turn of events I have stumbled onto a vibrating cock ring that I actually *gasp* like! I know, I am...

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Cock Ring Hot Octopuss Silicone Vibrator

December 11, 2018

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VeDO Roq Rechargeable Ring – Sex Toy Review

Ahh, the vibrating cock ring… the bane of my sex toy review life. One of the top questions I get is “what’s a good vibrating cock ring?” And every time I get that question my left eye twitches and I want to scream “VIBRATING COCK RINGS SUCK!!!!” Then run screaming into the night. But I...

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Cock Ring Silicone VeDO Vibrator

December 4, 2018

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit – Sex Toy Review

Did you know that today (December 4th) is National Cookie Day?! I did! Well… I know only because one of my favorite Youtube cooking shows “Binging with Babish” made the most amazing looking chocolate chip cookies yesterday in honor of today being National Cookie Day. So… that is a thing I know and a thing...