Did you know that May 11th was National Eat What You Want Day? A day that is all about having that one special day a year where you get to eat with no regrets. Although… let’s be real here… that’s what Christmas is for… and Thanksgiving… and Easter… and my birthday… and my friends’ birthdays…...

Review

May 20, 2019

2 comments

Geeky Sex Toys Doctor Screw Dildek – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Fun fact… there is such a thing as National Goof Off Day! Yeah… it’s another one of these silly micro-holiday’s that I had no idea existed until the day it was happening… but now that I know it exists, I am so here for it. According to some official record or other the first celebration...

-Read More-

Review

Dildo Fantasy Geeky Sex Toys Silicone Suction Cup Textured

May 5, 2019

2 comments

Lovehoney Uprize AutoErect Vibrating Dildo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

“Is…is that cock waving at me?” Those are the exact words I muttered upon seeing the Lovehoney Uprize for the first time. I was attending a press event during the 2018 Adult Novelty Expo… But I was super early and not all the manufactures were set up and ready to go, so I snagged a...

-Read More-

Review

Dildo Lovehoney Rechargeable Silicone Suction Cup Vibrator

March 21, 2019

5 comments

Uberrime Splendid – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I think it’s time I just admit it… I have become obsessed with all things Uberrime. I mean, never mind that the owner and sole dildo maestro of the operation is super awesome… he could be a complete dick and I would still have to admit (although maybe a bit more grudgingly) to loving his...

-Read More-

Review

Anal Safe Dildo Silicone Uberrime

February 13, 2019

0 comment

Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

When I got into the sex toy reviewing business there was a particular dildo that I really wanted to get my hands on, it was a fantastic pink and blue, cotton candy looking jellyfish. It was both whimsical and incredibly detailed…it was like no dildo I had ever seen before and I wanted it bad. Sadly for...

-Read More-

Review

Anal Safe Dildo Fantasy Silicone Uberrime

February 12, 2019

4 comments

Uberrime Dr. Manhattan – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I can’t lie… the number one reason I asked to review the Uberrime Dr. Manhattan is so I could make an irritating number of blue penis jokes. The kind of jokes I couldn’t stop making after watching Watchman in theaters with my friends. The kinds of jokes that are no doubt the reason why no...

-Read More-

Review

Anal Safe Dildo Fantasy Silicone Uberrime

January 17, 2019

2 comments

BS Atelier Max Queer Dildo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Ya’ll… I… I think…. I THINK I’VE FOUND MY NEW ALL TIME FAVORITE DILDO! And no, I am not overreacting. The BS Atelier Max Queer is an absolutely phenomenal dildo. Like… I have had this thing stuffed into my vagina pretty much nonstop since I’ve received it (which was October 20, 2018… so… it’s been...

-Read More-

Review

Anal Safe BS Atelier Dildo Silicone

January 1, 2019

0 comment

Désirables Dalia – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

So, you know how when you go over to Grandma’s house for dinner she’s got that one cabinet somewhere in the corner of the dining room or living room that is full of beautiful dishes you have never seen her use? And when you ask her about them she says that is the good china...

-Read More-

Review

Désirables Dildo Porcelain

December 31, 2018

0 comment

Blush Novelties Avant Pride P3 – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Okay peeps, I think I am having some kind of amazing love affair with Blush Novelties. Like, for real… I think we might be dating… or at the very least we have some kind of casual hook-up (I’m probably just their side chick, but that’s cool…) thing going on. We are practically sexting each other...

-Read More-

Review

Blush Novelties Dildo Silicone

December 24, 2018

0 comment

Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I’ve got yet another toy from the Avant line of toys! This time I’m coming at you with the Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1! It must be the gray and dreary weather here in Northern Minnesota, I am just craving huge doses of bright colors! And honestly, can it get any brighter and more fun than...

-Read More-

Review

Blush Novelties Dildo Silicone

Uberrime Maestro Suction Cup Dildo – Sex Toy Review

Geeky Sex Toys Doctor Screw Dildek – Sex Toy Review

Lovehoney Uprize AutoErect Vibrating Dildo – Sex Toy Review

Uberrime Splendid – Sex Toy Review

Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 – Sex Toy Review

Uberrime Dr. Manhattan – Sex Toy Review

BS Atelier Max Queer Dildo – Sex Toy Review

Désirables Dalia – Sex Toy Review

Blush Novelties Avant Pride P3 – Sex Toy Review

Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 – Sex Toy Review

-Coming Soon-

-Perv On-

-Meta-

-Legal-