Uberrime Splendid &#8211; Sex Toy Review

Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 – Sex Toy Review

When I got into the sex toy reviewing business there was a particular dildo that I really wanted to get my hands on, it was a fantastic pink and blue, cotton candy looking jellyfish. It was both whimsical and incredibly detailed…it was like no dildo I had ever seen before and I wanted it bad. Sadly for...

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Anal Safe Dildo Fantasy Silicone Uberrime

February 12, 2019

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Uberrime Dr. Manhattan – Sex Toy Review

I can’t lie… the number one reason I asked to review the Uberrime Dr. Manhattan is so I could make an irritating number of blue penis jokes. The kind of jokes I couldn’t stop making after watching Watchman in theaters with my friends. The kinds of jokes that are no doubt the reason why no...

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Anal Safe Dildo Fantasy Silicone Uberrime

January 17, 2019

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BS Atelier Max Queer Dildo – Sex Toy Review

Ya’ll… I… I think…. I THINK I’VE FOUND MY NEW ALL TIME FAVORITE DILDO! And no, I am not overreacting. The BS Atelier Max Queer is an absolutely phenomenal dildo. Like… I have had this thing stuffed into my vagina pretty much nonstop since I’ve received it (which was October 20, 2018… so… it’s been...

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Anal Safe BS Atelier Dildo Silicone

January 1, 2019

Désirables Dalia – Sex Toy Review

So, you know how when you go over to Grandma’s house for dinner she’s got that one cabinet somewhere in the corner of the dining room or living room that is full of beautiful dishes you have never seen her use? And when you ask her about them she says that is the good china...

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Désirables Dildo Porcelain

December 31, 2018

Blush Novelties Avant Pride P3 – Sex Toy Review

Okay peeps, I think I am having some kind of amazing love affair with Blush Novelties. Like, for real… I think we might be dating… or at the very least we have some kind of casual hook-up (I’m probably just their side chick, but that’s cool…) thing going on. We are practically sexting each other...

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Blush Novelties Dildo Silicone

December 24, 2018

Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 – Sex Toy Review

I’ve got yet another toy from the Avant line of toys! This time I’m coming at you with the Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1! It must be the gray and dreary weather here in Northern Minnesota, I am just craving huge doses of bright colors! And honestly, can it get any brighter and more fun than...

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Blush Novelties Dildo Silicone

November 17, 2018

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Blush Novelties Avant D2 – Sex Toy Review

It’s November! You know what that means!? It’s the perfect time to GET STUFFED! Stuffed full of turkey… stuffed full of mashed potatoes… stuffed full of pie… STUFFED FULL OF DILDOS! oh yeah baby… buckle up… this Thanksgiving season I’m getting FUCKIN’ STUFFED! My first course in the great November dildo buffet is the Blush...

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Anal Safe Blush Novelties Dildo Silicone

October 31, 2018

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Clone-A-Willy Glow in the Dark Kit – Sex Toy Review

What’s Halloween without things that glow in the dark? It’s a lot less fun… that’s what! Thankfully Clone-A-Willy was on hand to help lend an eerie glow to my day with the Glow in the Dark Vibrating Clone-A-Willy Kit! This is my second attempt at a Clone-A-Willy Kit and I wish I could say I’ve gotten...

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Clone-A-Willy Dildo Silicone

October 29, 2018

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Uberrime Calaveras – Sex Toy Review

The Uberrime Calaveras… this toy is without a doubt the spookiest of the spooky… like… so spooky I was going to save to save it up for my Spooky Month Grand Finale and really go out with a bang! But then I found out that these super awesome, super spooky toys were SUPER limited edition!...