Blush Novelties Avant Pride P3 – Sex Toy Review

Blush Novelties Avant Pride P3 – Sex Toy Review

Okay peeps, I think I am having some kind of amazing love affair with Blush Novelties. Like, for real… I think we might be dating… or at the very least we have some kind of casual hook-up (I’m probably just their side chick, but that’s cool…) thing going on. We are practically sexting each other...

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Blush Novelties Dildo Silicone

December 24, 2018

Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 – Sex Toy Review

I’ve got yet another toy from the Avant line of toys! This time I’m coming at you with the Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1! It must be the gray and dreary weather here in Northern Minnesota, I am just craving huge doses of bright colors! And honestly, can it get any brighter and more fun than...

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Blush Novelties Dildo Silicone

November 21, 2018

Blush Novelties Avant Pride P4 – Sex Toy Review

The great Stuffsgiving extravaganza continues! My vagina isn’t the only thing getting stuffed this November… my butt is getting in on the stuffing action as well! I’ve got yet another spectacular toy from the line of Blush Avant line. May I present to you the Blush Novelties Avant Pride P4! Back in June the folks...

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Anal Safe Blush Novelties Butt Plug Silicone

November 17, 2018

Blush Novelties Avant D2 – Sex Toy Review

It’s November! You know what that means!? It’s the perfect time to GET STUFFED! Stuffed full of turkey… stuffed full of mashed potatoes… stuffed full of pie… STUFFED FULL OF DILDOS! oh yeah baby… buckle up… this Thanksgiving season I’m getting FUCKIN’ STUFFED! My first course in the great November dildo buffet is the Blush...

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Anal Safe Blush Novelties Dildo Silicone

October 20, 2018

Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira – Sex Toy Review

Spooky Month week three! The countdown to Halloween continues! If you are just joining me (where have you been?!?!) be sure to catch up with my earlier Halloween reviews: the Tantus Zombie Gary and the Uberrime Night King! Let’s take a moment to talk about Dopplegängers. Why? Well… you’ll see in a moment… but first...

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Anal Safe Blush Novelties Dildo Silicone

September 26, 2018

Blush Novelties Rosé Lipstick Vibrator – Sex Toy Review

Okay, you may be looking at that picture up there and wondering when in the heck did Miss Kitten Boheme get into reviewing makeup?! Well, the answer is I haven’t (at least not yet… although I am open to it if you want to start seeing makeup reviews from someone who still applies it like...

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ABS Plastic Battery Powered Blush Novelties Vibrator

September 4, 2018

Blush Novelties Noje G Slim – Sex Toy Review

Okay, so I’ve been trying out this thing on Twitter where I’ve been posting up weekly polls and have been allowing you the reader/follower pick which toy I use and review. I’ve also been doing this thing where I’ve been trying to release a new reiew every Monday (happy Monday!) and so far I am...

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ABS Plastic Blush Novelties Rechargeable Vibrator

July 19, 2018

Blush Novelties Aria Buzz Bunny – Sex Toy Review

A hearty hello all my cool cats! Cool cats… yes… I think that is what I shall call all of my readers. You are all very cool cats indeed. Since you are such a cool cat, you no doubt have already read the review I just did of the Blush Novelties Aria Mi Vibe… and...

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ABS Plastic Blush Novelties Bullet Rabbit Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

June 1, 2018

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Blush Novelties Pom Plugs – Sex Toy Review

I have an animal kink. Not that I find animals themselves sexy (at least not in a weird and creepy way), but I do find people dressing as animals pretty hot. I love pet play (especially kitten play) and pony play (I’m a fancy show pony!) and pretty much any other cuddly, cute animal play...