Blush Novelties Revive Sweet Intimate Massager – Sex Toy Review

Blush Novelties Revive Sweet Intimate Massager – Sex Toy Review

Welcome to the second annual SPOOKY MONTH review EXTRAVAGANZA! I’m so excited! SPOOOOOKY MONTH is my favorite of all the months (although hot chocolate and eat too many mashed potatoes month comes in a close second… and of course we can’t forget stupid love but lots of cheap chocolate month… that’s nice as well…OH and...

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ABS Plastic Battery Powered Blush Novelties Silicone Spooky Month Vibrator

July 16, 2019

Satisfyer Men Heat and Vibration – Sex Toy Review

It’s gettin’ hot in herrrrre (so hot), so take off all your clothes. I am, gettin’ so hot, I wanna take my clothes off! That song has been permanently stuck in my head since high school. Its also the first thing that comes to mind when I start thinking about the Satisfyer Men Heat and...

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ABS Plastic Masturbator/Sleeve Rechargeable Satisfyer Silicone Vibrator

April 3, 2019

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Blush Novelties Aria Hot Tongue – Sex Toy Review

Well, it looks like I’m on a tongue shaped vibrator kick around here! Last review it was the CalExotics Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker and today I’ve got the Blush Novelties Aria Hot Tongue… because why review just one disembodied tongue, when you can review TWO disembodied tongues?! The Aria Hot Tongue comes from the same...

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ABS Plastic Blush Novelties Bullet Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

February 14, 2019

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Blush Novelties Sweet Rush & Sweet Bunny Classic Slim Vibe – Sex Toy Review

Happy Valentine’s Day! How are you celebrating? Are you celebrating?!? Frankly, I’m still trying to recover from Christmas… I don’t know how any of us can possibly be ready for another holiday so soon! I’m not a big Valentine’s person… I don’t mind the holiday or anything… in fact in theory, I love it… it’s...

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ABS Plastic Battery Powered Blush Novelties Vibrator

November 11, 2018

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Touch Automated Lube and Massage Oil Warmer by Warm – Lube Review

Did you know that today, November 11th, is Singles Day? Yeah… I had no idea either… I honestly had no idea there was such a holiday, but there is and it’s today! Singles Day is the anti-Valentine’s Day movement that was started among college students in 1993 (oh those crazy 90’s kids) and it has...

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ABS Plastic Accessory Lubricants/Oils Warm

September 30, 2018

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WaterSlyde Bathtub Water Diverter – Sex Toy Review

I have been extremely curious about the WaterSlyde from the moment it crossed into my Twitter newsfeed. The concept is so simple that it borders on near brilliance. There are absolutely no moving parts (unless you happen to count the single length of ribbon), nothing high-tech, no motors or other wild bells and whistles. Nope,...

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ABS Plastic Water WaterSlyde

September 26, 2018

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Blush Novelties Rosé Lipstick Vibrator – Sex Toy Review

Okay, you may be looking at that picture up there and wondering when in the heck did Miss Kitten Boheme get into reviewing makeup?! Well, the answer is I haven’t (at least not yet… although I am open to it if you want to start seeing makeup reviews from someone who still applies it like...

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ABS Plastic Battery Powered Blush Novelties Vibrator

September 4, 2018

Blush Novelties Noje G Slim – Sex Toy Review

Okay, so I’ve been trying out this thing on Twitter where I’ve been posting up weekly polls and have been allowing you the reader/follower pick which toy I use and review. I’ve also been doing this thing where I’ve been trying to release a new reiew every Monday (happy Monday!) and so far I am...

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ABS Plastic Blush Novelties Rechargeable Vibrator

August 31, 2018

Mystim Public Enemy No 1 Electrosex Cock Cage – Sex Toy Review

Hi, my name is Kitten and I lack reading comprehension skills. Okay, maybe it’s not all that bad, but I did kind of blunder my way through picking out today’s review item. First off, I know I know in my review of the Kink by Doc Johnson The Stinger I said that electrosex might not...