Touch Automated Lube and Massage Oil Warmer by Warm – Lube Review

Touch Automated Lube and Massage Oil Warmer by Warm – Lube Review

Did you know that today, November 11th, is Singles Day? Yeah… I had no idea either… I honestly had no idea there was such a holiday, but there is and it’s today! Singles Day is the anti-Valentine’s Day movement that was started among college students in 1993 (oh those crazy 90’s kids) and it has...

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ABS Plastic Accessory Lubricant Warm

September 30, 2018

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WaterSlyde Bathtub Water Diverter – Sex Toy Review

I have been extremely curious about the WaterSlyde from the moment it crossed into my Twitter newsfeed. The concept is so simple that it borders on near brilliance. There are absolutely no moving parts (unless you happen to count the single length of ribbon), nothing high-tech, no motors or other wild bells and whistles. Nope,...

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ABS Plastic Water WaterSlyde

September 26, 2018

Blush Novelties Rosé Lipstick Vibrator – Sex Toy Review

Okay, you may be looking at that picture up there and wondering when in the heck did Miss Kitten Boheme get into reviewing makeup?! Well, the answer is I haven’t (at least not yet… although I am open to it if you want to start seeing makeup reviews from someone who still applies it like...

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ABS Plastic Battery Powered Blush Novelties Vibrator

September 4, 2018

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Blush Novelties Noje G Slim – Sex Toy Review

Okay, so I’ve been trying out this thing on Twitter where I’ve been posting up weekly polls and have been allowing you the reader/follower pick which toy I use and review. I’ve also been doing this thing where I’ve been trying to release a new reiew every Monday (happy Monday!) and so far I am...

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ABS Plastic Blush Novelties Rechargeable Vibrator

August 31, 2018

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Mystim Public Enemy No 1 Electrosex Cock Cage – Sex Toy Review

Hi, my name is Kitten and I lack reading comprehension skills. Okay, maybe it’s not all that bad, but I did kind of blunder my way through picking out today’s review item. First off, I know I know in my review of the Kink by Doc Johnson The Stinger I said that electrosex might not...

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ABS Plastic Electrosex Kink Mystim

July 19, 2018

Blush Novelties Aria Buzz Bunny – Sex Toy Review

A hearty hello all my cool cats! Cool cats… yes… I think that is what I shall call all of my readers. You are all very cool cats indeed. Since you are such a cool cat, you no doubt have already read the review I just did of the Blush Novelties Aria Mi Vibe… and...

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ABS Plastic Blush Novelties Bullet Rabbit Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

July 19, 2018

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Hot Octopuss Queen Bee – Sex Toy Review

For the longest time I was pretty darn sure that when it came time for me to write my review of the Hot Octopuss Queen Bee that it would be a mostly negative review. The first handful of tests I did with the toy were not met with great success. I didn’t like the way...

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ABS Plastic Hot Octopuss Rechargeable Vibrator

July 2, 2018

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Zumio – Sex Toy Review

Zumio… more like ZumiOH-MY-GOD-THIS-IS-AWESOME! Like, seriously, I can’t stand how much I love this thing… since the Zumio came home with me from Las Vegas it had displaced my Doxy Wand as my current orgasm go-to toy. That’s how friggin’ amazing this weird little toy is! My Doxy has been sulking under the bed and...

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ABS Plastic Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator Zumio

June 12, 2018

Satisfyer Pro Traveler – Sex Toy Review

Okay, at what point does a person own too many Satisfyers? Is there a specific number? Like, is 11 too many? Asking for a friend… That friend is me. I own all the Satisfyers. ALL THE SATISFYERS. You can’t turn around in my house without tripping over a Satisfyer sex toy. It’s becoming kind of...