Tantus Uncut #2 Silicone Dildo – Sex Toy Review

Tantus Uncut #2 Silicone Dildo – Sex Toy Review

Are you a lover of the male foreskin? If you’ve answered “hell yeah” then boy have I got a treat for you! Tantus, the makers of some of the best silicone toys on the market today (in my opinion, and the opinion of many others…), have heard your cries and have delivered unto you a premium silicone dildo...

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Anal Safe Dildo Silicone Tantus Uncircumcised

January 12, 2016

Tantus Ryder – Sex Toy Review

Move over Zing, there is a new plug in town! And that plug is named Ryder, Tantus Ryder. It is wonderfully easy to insert, comfortable to wear, and gave my butt an orgasm of its very own! Don’t worry Zing, this doesn’t mean we are breaking up, I just… want to see other plugs occasionally. You...

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Butt Plug Silicone Tantus

January 4, 2016

Tenga Air-Tech Masturbation Cup – Sex Toy Review

Looks like I’m on a toys for boys kick lately! Cock rings, cock candy, and masturbation sleeves, oh my! My box of toys from MEO is never ending! I feel like I’m reaching into Mary Poppin’s magical after-hours carpet bag, just when I think I’ve gotten to the end of the box, I reach back...

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Masturbator/Sleeve Tenga TPE

December 7, 2015

MEO Hardcore Tit Locks (Nipple Clamps) – Sex Toy Review

Today I got a big ol’ box of goodies from the folks at MEO. MEO is a German based sex toy retailer with a lot toys for men as well as those into the BDSM scene. Although, don’t let this put you off, they have plenty of neat things that will work for the vagina...

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Kink MEO

November 8, 2015

Crystal Delights Glass Plug (Colors Against Cancer) – Sex Toy Review

For the entirety of this review I would like for you to refer to me as Princess Kitten, because that’s what I feel like when I use this plug, a mother-fucking Princess. This is the sort of plug that Prince William and Princess Kate would have used on their royal honeymoon, I’m sure of it....

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Anal Safe Butt Plug Crystal Delights Glass

October 23, 2015

Doxy Wand Massager – Sex Toy Review

From the moment I purchased it, my Hitachi (I know that the Hitachi are now technically called “The Original Magic Wand” but that is such a mouthful, I just can’t bring myself to type that repeatedly when we all know what a Hitachi is.) has been my go-to lazy girl’s masturbation tool. It’s always plugged in, under my...

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ABS Plastic Doxy Outlet Powered Vibrator Wand

October 14, 2015

Aslan Leather Pink Padded Collar – Sex Toy Review

My Aslan Leather Pink Padded Collar was a little bit of an impulse buy a couple of years ago. I saw it in the store and fell so in love I knew I had to have it. There were also a set of ankle and wrist cuffs that matched that I dearly would have loved...

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Aslan Kink Leather

October 12, 2015

Bad Dragon Basilisk Sheath – Sex Toy Review

In the spirit of the Halloween season, I have reviewed Bad Dragon’s Basilisk sheath, which is sort of like a Halloween costume for your penis! Who wants to do some sexy trick-or-treating!? Okay, maaaaaybe walking around your neighborhood, trick-or-treating, in nothing but a cock sheath isn’t a great idea… No idea what a cock sheath...

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Bad Dragon Cock Ring Fantasy Silicone

Bad Dragon Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon

May 27, 2015

Bad Dragon Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon – Sex Toy Review

Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon. Admire it. Now admire it from this angle. Keep admiring it. Are you in love yet? Because I certainly am. I have never met another dildo so intricately designed, Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon really looks like a dragon, like something you would find hand-crafted by a dread-locked artisan at...