On the first day of Blushmas my true love gave to me… a Blush Novelties Rusé Silicone Double Headed Dildo in a pear tree! Okay, that doesn’t really rhyme… at all… but its the festive spirit in which I belted that out at the top of my lungs while I typed it that counts. Also,...

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November 12, 2019

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Coco de Mur Massage Candle – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Oh HOT DAMN! It’s November 11th… do you know what that means?! HAPPY SINGLES DAY! Okay… I technically only found out about Singles Day last year… because I’m not cool and hip and never know what is going on… BUT DAMMIT… now that I know about it… I’m going to CELEBRATE IT. If you are like...

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Coco de Mer Lubricants/Oils

October 23, 2019

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OhMiBod Esca 2 – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Have you ever watched a cam show? Have you ever seen a show where there is a little pinkish or purple tail peeking out from inside a performer’s vagina? After seeing at least 5 or 6 shows with this magical tail I started to become incredibly curious… nay… not curious… obsessed… with what on earth that...

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App Controlled Kiiroo OhMiBod Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

October 21, 2019

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Blush Novelties Aria Hue G – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

NOOooooo! Spooky Month is almost over! Where has the time gone?! It’s already week three of our SPOOKY EXTRAVAGANZA and I don’t feel like I’ve had nearly enough spooky in my life! It has been a weirdly lowkey October for me so far… I haven’t even watched Hocus Pocus yet! Usually by this time of...

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Battery Powered Blush Novelties Silicone Spooky Month Vibrator

October 14, 2019

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Uberrime Tentare Tentacle We-Vibe Tango Sleeve – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

When I was thinking about my Spooky Month line-up thus far I realized there was a severe lack of anything monster/alien themed… thank goodness Uberrime sent me the Uberrime Tentare Tentacle We-Vibe Tango Sleeve… I mean…. come on… what’s Spooky Month without at least one tentacle themed toy?! Also… I’ve kind of got a thing...

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October 12, 2019

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Blush Novelties Dr. Skin Double Dildo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I just experienced a first! I literally have a room full of sex toys (I’m not joking… I have a literal room dedicated to just boxes of sex toys) so I’m always amazed when I get a toy I’ve never experienced before… in this case it’s a double ended dildo. Can you believe I have...

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Blush Novelties Dildo PVC

October 8, 2019

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Geeky Sex Toys Star Toys Laser Sword – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

SPOOKY MONTH! SPOOOOOKY MONTH! SPOOOooOOoOOoooOOOOOooky MOOOooooOOOOoooOOnth! It’s my most favorite month of them all! I absolutly love this time of year… the crisp weather, the apple cider, scary movies, wearing enormous sweatshirts… oh and of course…. HALLOWEEN THEMED SEX TOYS!! Welcome to WEEK TWO of my Spooky Month Countdown!! Just so you stay caught up…...

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Dildo Fantasy Geeky Sex Toys Silicone Spooky Month

October 3, 2019

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Geeky Sex Toys Pokémoan Piky Butt Plug – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Does anyone else here have (a possibly unhealthy) obsession with Pokémon Go? Let’s see a show of hands… good… good… I’m glad to see I’m not alone in this. Earlier this summer I was even lucky enough to score Pokémon Go Fest tickets for Chicago (which is conveniently only a few hours drive from me…...

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Butt Plug Fantasy Geeky Sex Toys Silicone

October 1, 2019

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Blush Novelties Revive Sweet Intimate Massager – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Welcome to the second annual SPOOKY MONTH review EXTRAVAGANZA! I’m so excited! SPOOOOOKY MONTH is my favorite of all the months (although hot chocolate and eat too many mashed potatoes month comes in a close second… and of course we can’t forget stupid love but lots of cheap chocolate month… that’s nice as well…OH and...

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ABS Plastic Battery Powered Blush Novelties Silicone Spooky Month Vibrator

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