Geeky Sex Toys Star Toys Laser Sword – Sex Toy Review

Geeky Sex Toys Star Toys Laser Sword – Sex Toy Review

SPOOKY MONTH! SPOOOOOKY MONTH! SPOOOooOOoOOoooOOOOOooky MOOOooooOOOOoooOOnth! It’s my most favorite month of them all! I absolutly love this time of year… the crisp weather, the apple cider, scary movies, wearing enormous sweatshirts… oh and of course…. HALLOWEEN THEMED SEX TOYS!! Welcome to WEEK TWO of my Spooky Month Countdown!! Just so you stay caught up…...

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Dildo Fantasy Geeky Sex Toys Silicone Spooky Month

October 3, 2019

Geeky Sex Toys Pokémoan Piky Butt Plug – Sex Toy Review

Does anyone else here have (a possibly unhealthy) obsession with Pokémon Go? Let’s see a show of hands… good… good… I’m glad to see I’m not alone in this. Earlier this summer I was even lucky enough to score Pokémon Go Fest tickets for Chicago (which is conveniently only a few hours drive from me…...

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Butt Plug Fantasy Geeky Sex Toys Silicone

October 1, 2019

Blush Novelties Revive Sweet Intimate Massager – Sex Toy Review

Welcome to the second annual SPOOKY MONTH review EXTRAVAGANZA! I’m so excited! SPOOOOOKY MONTH is my favorite of all the months (although hot chocolate and eat too many mashed potatoes month comes in a close second… and of course we can’t forget stupid love but lots of cheap chocolate month… that’s nice as well…OH and...

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ABS Plastic Battery Powered Blush Novelties Silicone Spooky Month Vibrator

September 9, 2019

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Satisfyer Mister Rabbit – Sex Toy Review

Satisfyer has this habit of sending me boxes full of sex toys without any advance notice… like… I will just arrive home and there will be a box waiting for my on my front step. I instantly become super suspicious of any unexpected package waiting for me… because I watch a lot of shows like...

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Rabbit Rechargeable Satisfyer Silicone Vibrator

July 20, 2019

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Tantus Hookah – Sex Toy Review

And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you’re going to fall Tell ’em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call Whenever I look at, think about, or use the Tantus Hookah, I instantly have that Jefferson Airplane song stuck in my head… where it remains for hours and hours… long after I’ve...

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Anal Safe Dildo Silicone Tantus

July 19, 2019

Olivia’s Boudoir Tuxedo Luxury Massage Candle – Sex Toy Review

Just when I think I’ve done it all and there can’t possibly be anything left out there in the sex toy world that is new and thrilling… I receive something in the mail that reminds me that I am not even close to having tried it all. SheVibe is the latest company to remind me...

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Kink Lubricants/Oils

July 16, 2019

Satisfyer Men Heat and Vibration – Sex Toy Review

It’s gettin’ hot in herrrrre (so hot), so take off all your clothes. I am, gettin’ so hot, I wanna take my clothes off! That song has been permanently stuck in my head since high school. Its also the first thing that comes to mind when I start thinking about the Satisfyer Men Heat and...

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ABS Plastic Masturbator/Sleeve Rechargeable Satisfyer Silicone Vibrator

July 15, 2019

We-Vibe Moxie – Sex Toy Review

Did you know that there is such a thing as National OOTD? You didn’t?! Just kidding… I’m not that shocked… I didn’t know that either… in fact, I didn’t even know what OOTD was… other than vaguely remembering seeing it as a hashtag on Instagram. So of course I had to ask my trusty google...