Well, it’s November (or is it still March…one looooong month of March… time has meant nothing to me for most of 2020… ) and dang if I ain’t sick of staring at the inside of my house! I mean… I am happy to be doing my part to “flatten the curve” (but its not flattening…...

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October 21, 2020

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Blush Novelties Noje Quiver – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Do any of you remember Salad Fingers? The Blush Novelties Noje Quiver reminds me so much of Salad Fingers. Don’t ask me why… I don’t know if I can really explain my train of thought. But it does… it really does. It was my first thought when I saw it back in December… well before...

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Blush Novelties Rechargeable Silicone Spooky Month Vibrator

October 14, 2020

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Tantus Echo Vibrating Dildo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Can a person be haunted by a dildo? I’m asking for a friend. That friend is me. I think I’m being haunted by a dildo. Okay… let me explain… Awhile back I was given a dildo as a gift. It was a lovely purple Tantus Echo Vibrating Dildo… which was a cool gift. I like...

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Anal Safe Bullet Dildo Silicone Spooky Month Tantus Vibrator

October 7, 2020

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Monster Pub Mister Devil – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Hold on a second! This can’t possibly be a Spooky Month toy! IT’S PINK! IT’S CUTE! What gives?! Yes, I hear you… it is an innocent shade of baby pink…and it does have an adorable set of wittle-bitty ears… BUT DON’T LET THAT FOOL YOU… this toy is a MONSTER. Literally. It has Monster literally in its...

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App Controlled Rechargeable Silicone Sistalk Spooky Month Vibrator

October 1, 2020

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Uberrime Spiro – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

It’s here! IT’S FINALLY HERE! It’s SPOOoooOOOOooOOoooky Month! I have never been more excited for Spooky Month than I am now… 2020 has been a complete wreck and I am ready for something good to happen. Or at least something spooky. Halloween is my favorite holiday and October is my favorite month so we are...

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Anal Safe Dildo Silicone Spooky Month Uberrime

April 4, 2020

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CalExotics Optimum Series Get Hard Penis Head Pump Set – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Okay, we couldn’t make heads nor tails of this one. We walked away from it scratching our heads and feeling like great big dummies. My Stunt Cock has been expressing an interest in wanting to try out a penis pump, or something with suction (I think he is jealous of my extensive Satsifyer and Womanizer...

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Battery Powered CalExotics Penis Pump Penis Toy Suction Based Vibrating

March 23, 2020

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CalExotics Hype Massager – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

When I was looking through SheVibe’s catalog of toys, trying to decide on what I wanted to review next, two things really drew me to the CalExotics Hype Massager… 1.) It is a vibrating wand. I am all about vibrating wands. If I could only use one kind of sex toy for the rest of...

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Review

CalExotics Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator Wand

January 13, 2020

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Svakom Siren – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Whoa! Hey! Did you know that August 14th is Left Handers day! Do you know who is super cool and left handed?! Me. It’s me! I’m left handed! Not only do I write with my left hand, but I masturbate with my left hand as well! And today, on this most sacred left handed day...

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Rechargeable Silicone Svakom Vibrator

December 17, 2019

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Blush Novelties Rusé Silicone Double Headed Dildo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

On the first day of Blushmas my true love gave to me… a Blush Novelties Rusé Silicone Double Headed Dildo in a pear tree! Okay, that doesn’t really rhyme… at all… but its the festive spirit in which I belted that out at the top of my lungs while I typed it that counts. Also,...

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Blush Novelties Dildo Silicone

November 12, 2019

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Coco de Mur Massage Candle – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Oh HOT DAMN! It’s November 11th… do you know what that means?! HAPPY SINGLES DAY! Okay… I technically only found out about Singles Day last year… because I’m not cool and hip and never know what is going on… BUT DAMMIT… now that I know about it… I’m going to CELEBRATE IT. If you are like...

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