I want to be the very best, Like no one ever was. To fuck them is my real test, To bone them is my cause! Pokémoan! Gotta catch em’ all! Okay… raise your hand if you have spent more time on Pokémon Go (or any other Pokémon related game for that matter…) than a reasonable...

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May 22, 2019

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Uberrime Maestro Suction Cup Dildo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Did you know that May 11th was National Eat What You Want Day? A day that is all about having that one special day a year where you get to eat with no regrets. Although… let’s be real here… that’s what Christmas is for… and Thanksgiving… and Easter… and my birthday… and my friends’ birthdays…...

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Anal Safe Dildo Silicone Suction Cup Uberrime

May 20, 2019

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Geeky Sex Toys Doctor Screw Dildek – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Fun fact… there is such a thing as National Goof Off Day! Yeah… it’s another one of these silly micro-holiday’s that I had no idea existed until the day it was happening… but now that I know it exists, I am so here for it. According to some official record or other the first celebration...

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Dildo Fantasy Geeky Sex Toys Silicone Suction Cup Textured

May 5, 2019

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Lovehoney Uprize AutoErect Vibrating Dildo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

“Is…is that cock waving at me?” Those are the exact words I muttered upon seeing the Lovehoney Uprize for the first time. I was attending a press event during the 2018 Adult Novelty Expo… But I was super early and not all the manufactures were set up and ready to go, so I snagged a...

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Dildo Lovehoney Rechargeable Silicone Suction Cup Vibrator

April 9, 2019

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Satisfyer Men – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Coming from Satisfyer, I was REALLY expecting the Satisfyer Men to do something really cool… like have some kind of weird and wild air pulse component like all my other Satisfyer toys… or at the very least I figured it would do something mildly exciting… like vibrate… but not… it’s just another masturbation sleeve… just...

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Cyberskin Masturbator/Sleeve Satisfyer TPE

April 3, 2019

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Blush Novelties Aria Hot Tongue – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Well, it looks like I’m on a tongue shaped vibrator kick around here! Last review it was the CalExotics Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker and today I’ve got the Blush Novelties Aria Hot Tongue… because why review just one disembodied tongue, when you can review TWO disembodied tongues?! The Aria Hot Tongue comes from the same...

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ABS Plastic Blush Novelties Bullet Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

April 1, 2019

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Kitten Boheme and Uberrime Present…

by Kitten Boheme

Okay, okay… you folks got me… this was an April Fools prank… but maybe there can be a Kitten Boheme signature dildo in the future… just maybe one that is a bit less… shitty… When I started KittenBoheme.com those many years ago, I had a goal in mind… I wanted to build my brand up...

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Zalo Rosalie Rabbit Vibrator – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

From the moment Zalo hit my radar, I have really enjoyed watching the products they release. They have such a gorgeously feminine aesthetic and I find all of their toys to beautifully understated and lovely. Even though the Zalo Baby Heart wasn’t exactly the perfect toy for me (it is a very gentle vibrator), I...

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Rabbit Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator Zalo

March 23, 2019

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CalExotics Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Much like Pokémon, the CalExotic Mini Marvels have turned into a bit of an obsession for me… I’VE GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL (I feel like I’ve been referencing Pokémon a lot in recent reviews…in my defense though, I’ve been playing a lot of Pokémon Go lately…)! I really have come to adore the brightly colored,...

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CalExotics Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

March 21, 2019

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Uberrime Splendid – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I think it’s time I just admit it… I have become obsessed with all things Uberrime. I mean, never mind that the owner and sole dildo maestro of the operation is super awesome… he could be a complete dick and I would still have to admit (although maybe a bit more grudgingly) to loving his...

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Anal Safe Dildo Silicone Uberrime