CalExotics Hype Massager – Sex Toy Review

CalExotics Hype Massager – Sex Toy Review

When I was looking through SheVibe’s catalog of toys, trying to decide on what I wanted to review next, two things really drew me to the CalExotics Hype Massager… 1.) It is a vibrating wand. I am all about vibrating wands. If I could only use one kind of sex toy for the rest of...

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CalExotics Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator Wand

January 13, 2020

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Svakom Siren – Sex Toy Review

Whoa! Hey! Did you know that August 14th is Left Handers day! Do you know who is super cool and left handed?! Me. It’s me! I’m left handed! Not only do I write with my left hand, but I masturbate with my left hand as well! And today, on this most sacred left handed day...

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Rechargeable Silicone Svakom Vibrator

December 17, 2019

Blush Novelties Rusé Silicone Double Headed Dildo – Sex Toy Review

On the first day of Blushmas my true love gave to me… a Blush Novelties Rusé Silicone Double Headed Dildo in a pear tree! Okay, that doesn’t really rhyme… at all… but its the festive spirit in which I belted that out at the top of my lungs while I typed it that counts. Also,...

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Blush Novelties Dildo Silicone

November 12, 2019

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Coco de Mur Massage Candle – Sex Toy Review

Oh HOT DAMN! It’s November 11th… do you know what that means?! HAPPY SINGLES DAY! Okay… I technically only found out about Singles Day last year… because I’m not cool and hip and never know what is going on… BUT DAMMIT… now that I know about it… I’m going to CELEBRATE IT. If you are like...

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Coco de Mer Lubricants/Oils

October 23, 2019

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OhMiBod Esca 2 – Sex Toy Review

Have you ever watched a cam show? Have you ever seen a show where there is a little pinkish or purple tail peeking out from inside a performer’s vagina? After seeing at least 5 or 6 shows with this magical tail I started to become incredibly curious… nay… not curious… obsessed… with what on earth that...

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App Controlled Kiiroo OhMiBod Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

October 21, 2019

Blush Novelties Aria Hue G – Sex Toy Review

NOOooooo! Spooky Month is almost over! Where has the time gone?! It’s already week three of our SPOOKY EXTRAVAGANZA and I don’t feel like I’ve had nearly enough spooky in my life! It has been a weirdly lowkey October for me so far… I haven’t even watched Hocus Pocus yet! Usually by this time of...

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Battery Powered Blush Novelties Silicone Spooky Month Vibrator

October 14, 2019

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Uberrime Tentare Tentacle We-Vibe Tango Sleeve – Sex Toy Review

When I was thinking about my Spooky Month line-up thus far I realized there was a severe lack of anything monster/alien themed… thank goodness Uberrime sent me the Uberrime Tentare Tentacle We-Vibe Tango Sleeve… I mean…. come on… what’s Spooky Month without at least one tentacle themed toy?! Also… I’ve kind of got a thing...

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October 12, 2019

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Blush Novelties Dr. Skin Double Dildo – Sex Toy Review

I just experienced a first! I literally have a room full of sex toys (I’m not joking… I have a literal room dedicated to just boxes of sex toys) so I’m always amazed when I get a toy I’ve never experienced before… in this case it’s a double ended dildo. Can you believe I have...

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Blush Novelties Dildo PVC

October 8, 2019

Geeky Sex Toys Star Toys Laser Sword – Sex Toy Review

SPOOKY MONTH! SPOOOOOKY MONTH! SPOOOooOOoOOoooOOOOOooky MOOOooooOOOOoooOOnth! It’s my most favorite month of them all! I absolutly love this time of year… the crisp weather, the apple cider, scary movies, wearing enormous sweatshirts… oh and of course…. HALLOWEEN THEMED SEX TOYS!! Welcome to WEEK TWO of my Spooky Month Countdown!! Just so you stay caught up…...