Coming from Satisfyer, I was REALLY expecting the Satisfyer Men to do something really cool… like have some kind of weird and wild air pulse component like all my other Satisfyer toys… or at the very least I figured it would do something mildly exciting… like vibrate… but not… it’s just another masturbation sleeve… just...

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April 3, 2019

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Blush Novelties Aria Hot Tongue – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Well, it looks like I’m on a tongue shaped vibrator kick around here! Last review it was the CalExotics Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker and today I’ve got the Blush Novelties Aria Hot Tongue… because why review just one disembodied tongue, when you can review TWO disembodied tongues?! The Aria Hot Tongue comes from the same...

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ABS Plastic Blush Novelties Bullet Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

April 1, 2019

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Kitten Boheme and Uberrime Present…

by Kitten Boheme

Okay, okay… you folks got me… this was an April Fools prank… but maybe there can be a Kitten Boheme signature dildo in the future… just maybe one that is a bit less… shitty… When I started KittenBoheme.com those many years ago, I had a goal in mind… I wanted to build my brand up...

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Zalo Rosalie Rabbit Vibrator – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

From the moment Zalo hit my radar, I have really enjoyed watching the products they release. They have such a gorgeously feminine aesthetic and I find all of their toys to beautifully understated and lovely. Even though the Zalo Baby Heart wasn’t exactly the perfect toy for me (it is a very gentle vibrator), I...

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Rabbit Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator Zalo

March 23, 2019

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CalExotics Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Much like Pokémon, the CalExotic Mini Marvels have turned into a bit of an obsession for me… I’VE GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL (I feel like I’ve been referencing Pokémon a lot in recent reviews…in my defense though, I’ve been playing a lot of Pokémon Go lately…)! I really have come to adore the brightly colored,...

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CalExotics Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

March 21, 2019

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Uberrime Splendid – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I think it’s time I just admit it… I have become obsessed with all things Uberrime. I mean, never mind that the owner and sole dildo maestro of the operation is super awesome… he could be a complete dick and I would still have to admit (although maybe a bit more grudgingly) to loving his...

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Anal Safe Dildo Silicone Uberrime

March 18, 2019

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Blush Novelties Gaia Eco Bullet – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

So, apparently today (3/18) is National Awkward Moments Day… I didn’t even know that was a thing until today… but honestly, this is my day ya’ll. My life is honestly just a long string of awkward moments with a little bit of sleep thrown in for good measure (where I of course hash over all...

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Battery Powered BioFeel Material Blush Novelties Bullet Vibrator

March 14, 2019

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Emojibator Chickie – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Go home Emojibator, you’re drunk! What on earth was going through your head when you decided to turn a chicken into a sex toy? I mean… don’t get me wrong…I love you for it… but… DEAR GOD WHY?! I really would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in the planning meeting...

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Emojibator Rechargeable Silicone Suction Based Vibrator

March 10, 2019

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Iroha Rin by Tenga – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Why oh why do I keep doing this to myself? I want to love the Iroha toys so badly…they are so beautiful and the silicone is like masturbating with a heavenly marshmallow sent to earth by the Gods themselves… but no matter how hard I try to force myself into being in love with Iroha...

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Battery Powered Iroha Silicone Tenga Vibrator

February 27, 2019

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Tenga Flip Zero Masturbator – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Is this a masturbation toy or is this just some kind of newfangled Apple product?! Okay, okay… obviously the Tenga Flip Zero is a masturbator… but that hard shelled plastic case with its minimalist white detailing honestly makes it look like it could easily be some kind of fancy-schmancy accessory that those wily rascals at the...

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