OhMiBod Esca 2 – Sex Toy Review

OhMiBod Esca 2 – Sex Toy Review

Have you ever watched a cam show? Have you ever seen a show where there is a little pinkish or purple tail peeking out from inside a performer’s vagina? After seeing at least 5 or 6 shows with this magical tail I started to become incredibly curious… nay… not curious… obsessed… with what on earth that...

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October 21, 2019

Blush Novelties Aria Hue G – Sex Toy Review

NOOooooo! Spooky Month is almost over! Where has the time gone?! It’s already week three of our SPOOKY EXTRAVAGANZA and I don’t feel like I’ve had nearly enough spooky in my life! It has been a weirdly lowkey October for me so far… I haven’t even watched Hocus Pocus yet! Usually by this time of...

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Battery Powered Blush Novelties Silicone Spooky Month Vibrator

October 14, 2019

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Uberrime Tentare Tentacle We-Vibe Tango Sleeve – Sex Toy Review

When I was thinking about my Spooky Month line-up thus far I realized there was a severe lack of anything monster/alien themed… thank goodness Uberrime sent me the Uberrime Tentare Tentacle We-Vibe Tango Sleeve… I mean…. come on… what’s Spooky Month without at least one tentacle themed toy?! Also… I’ve kind of got a thing...

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October 12, 2019

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Blush Novelties Dr. Skin Double Dildo – Sex Toy Review

I just experienced a first! I literally have a room full of sex toys (I’m not joking… I have a literal room dedicated to just boxes of sex toys) so I’m always amazed when I get a toy I’ve never experienced before… in this case it’s a double ended dildo. Can you believe I have...

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Blush Novelties Dildo PVC

October 8, 2019

Geeky Sex Toys Star Toys Laser Sword – Sex Toy Review

SPOOKY MONTH! SPOOOOOKY MONTH! SPOOOooOOoOOoooOOOOOooky MOOOooooOOOOoooOOnth! It’s my most favorite month of them all! I absolutly love this time of year… the crisp weather, the apple cider, scary movies, wearing enormous sweatshirts… oh and of course…. HALLOWEEN THEMED SEX TOYS!! Welcome to WEEK TWO of my Spooky Month Countdown!! Just so you stay caught up…...

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Dildo Fantasy Geeky Sex Toys Silicone Spooky Month

October 3, 2019

Geeky Sex Toys Pokémoan Piky Butt Plug – Sex Toy Review

Does anyone else here have (a possibly unhealthy) obsession with Pokémon Go? Let’s see a show of hands… good… good… I’m glad to see I’m not alone in this. Earlier this summer I was even lucky enough to score Pokémon Go Fest tickets for Chicago (which is conveniently only a few hours drive from me…...

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Butt Plug Fantasy Geeky Sex Toys Silicone

October 1, 2019

Blush Novelties Revive Sweet Intimate Massager – Sex Toy Review

Welcome to the second annual SPOOKY MONTH review EXTRAVAGANZA! I’m so excited! SPOOOOOKY MONTH is my favorite of all the months (although hot chocolate and eat too many mashed potatoes month comes in a close second… and of course we can’t forget stupid love but lots of cheap chocolate month… that’s nice as well…OH and...

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ABS Plastic Battery Powered Blush Novelties Silicone Spooky Month Vibrator

September 9, 2019

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Satisfyer Mister Rabbit – Sex Toy Review

Satisfyer has this habit of sending me boxes full of sex toys without any advance notice… like… I will just arrive home and there will be a box waiting for my on my front step. I instantly become super suspicious of any unexpected package waiting for me… because I watch a lot of shows like...