I don’t know about you, but I have become an online shopping pro during this pandemic… like, sure, pre-pandemic I did some online shopping… but now… now I have become a true master of the online shop! I have figured out how to shop online for almost everything. If I can’t buy it online and have it shipped to me or brought to me curbside… is it even worth buying?

So, if  like me, you too have become the online shopping wizard… here are some great online Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales that you can shop from the comfort of your own bed! Also, by staying home, buying more sex toys, and then staying in bed to use those sex toys you are doing your part to help bring a swifter end to this pandemic… because you’ll be masturbating so much you won’t have time to leave the house and infect other people with coronavirus. So for the safety of your community, you simply must buy all the sex toys.

Be sure to bookmark this page and visit often! Early access sales have already begun and things will change rapidly as we get closer to Black Friday!

BLACK FRIDAY/CYBER MONDAY SALES ARE HERE!

Note: Some links may appear ‘dead’ or inactive until the sale goes live. Whenever possible, I’ve listed the sales start and end dates underneath each sale image!

Use the links below to jump straight to a particular sale!

 Lovehoney | Shevibe | Tantus | Fleshlight | Peepshow Toys | Stockroom | Kiiroo | Liberator | We-Vibe | Womanizer | Smitten Kitten | Kink.com

LOVEHONEY

• Black Friday MEGA Sale: Find up to 60% off on Sex Toys, Bondage, Lingerie and more!

• Is 60% off not enough of a deal for you? Don’t worry, Lovehoney is offering you an extra 10% off when you spend $100 or more in the Black Friday Mega Deals sale! Use the code BFSAVE at checkout!

CLICK HERE TO SHOP LOVEHONEY’S BLACK FRIDAY SALES

SHEVIBE

• Cyberweek Sale: Find up to 25% off everything! Shevibe is running their usual tiered Black Friday sale, which means the more you spend the more you will save. This makes Shevibe a great place to shop if you are planning on spending $125 or more. Just use the coupon code BEACH at checkout!
  • 10% off if you spend $75+
  • 15% off if you spend $100+
  • 20% off if you spend $125+
  • 24% off if you spend $350+

CLICK HERE TO SHOP SHEVIBE’S BLACK FRIDAY SALES

TANTUS

• Black Friday Sale: Take 30% off all Tantus toys! Just use the coupon code BF30 at checkout!

CLICK HERE TO SHOP TANTUS’ BLACK FRIDAY SALES

FLESHLIGHT

• Holiday Cyber Sale: Here is another tiered sale, meaning the more you spend the more you will save! Find up to 20% off using the code JINGLE at checkout!
  • 10% off if you spend $150
  • 15% off if you spend $250
  • 20% off if you spend $350

CLICK HERE TO SHOP FLESHLIGHT’S BLACK FRIDAY SALES

PEEPSHOW TOYS

• Black Friday Blowout Sale: Find up to 70% off on select blowout and door buster items! While supplies last! New Blowouts will be launched everyday through Thursday 11/26/2021!

• Another tiered sale, you know the drill… the more you spend the more you save!
  • Get 20% off when you spend between $10 and $324
  • Get 25% off when you spend $325+ (Some exclusions apply)

CLICK HERE TO SHOP PEEPSHOW TOYS’ BLACK FRIDAY SALES

STOCKROOM

• Black Friday Sale: This is one of the better Black Friday sales I’ve seen from Stockroom in a number of years! Take 50% off select butt plugs, vibrators, cock rings, impact toys, electrosex gear and more! Just choose a category below and check out the sales!
  • BDSM Gear Deals
  • Sex Toy Deals

CLICK HERE TO SHOP STOCKROOM’S BLACK FRIDAY SALES

Kiiroo

• Black Friday Sale: Find up to 75% off at Kiiroo! This sale is great if you’ve had your eye on some of the more “high tech” masturbators and long distance partner toys!

CLICK HERE TO SHOP KIIROO’S BLACK FRIDAY SALES

LIBERATOR

• Site-Wide Black Friday Sale: Liberator is offering 30% off everything! Use the coupon code LOVEALLWAYS at checkout to apply the discount! (I’m pretty sure this also works with items already discounted on their sales/clearance page… at least its worked in past years… give it a try!)

CLICK HERE TO SHOP LIBERATOR’S BLACK FRIDAY SALES

WE-VIBE

• Biggest Black Friday Sale Ever: We-Vibe is offering some of its best toys for anywhere between 20% to 50% off! Some of my favorites are included in their Black Friday sale, including the We-Vibe Nova and We-Vibe Wand!

CLICK HERE TO SHOP WE-VIBE’S BLACK FRIDAY SALES

WOMANIZER

• Womanizers Biggest Black Friday Sale: If you’ve ever wanted to try out any of the Womanizer products, this is the perfect sale for you! All my favorite Womanizers have been discounted!

CLICK HERE TO SHOP WOMANIZER’S BLACK FRIDAY SALES

SMITTEN KITTEN

• Black Friday Sale: Smitten Kitten is offering a 30% off sale (for the next 24 hours only)! Right now, the sale appears to only be on vibrators. I am not sure if this is the only sale they are offering or if this may rotate throughout the day. Worth checking back!

CLICK HERE TO SHOP SMITTEN KITTEN’S BLACK FRIDAY SALES

KINK.COM

• Kink.com Black Friday Sale: Take 50% off memberships!

Obviously you are going to need a little porn to go with all your brand new sex toys!

CLICK HERE TO SHOP KINK.COM BLACK FRIDAY SALES