Blush Novelties Revive Sweet Intimate Massager – Sex Toy Review
Welcome to the second annual SPOOKY MONTH review EXTRAVAGANZA! I’m so excited! SPOOOOOKY MONTH is my favorite of all the months (although hot chocolate and eat too many mashed potatoes month comes in a close second… and of course we can’t forget stupid love but lots of cheap chocolate month… that’s nice as well…OH and we can’t forget loud sky-flower cookout month either… so many good months…)! What do you mean what is Spooky Month? Spooky Month is the entire month of October… a time when we celebrate all things spooky! ESPECIALLY spooky sex toys… because… obviously. Last year was a particularly spooky time here at KittenBoheme.com… in fact… I think you had better catch up on last year before you dive into this year… you know, to extend the spooky. Spooky Month 2018 consisted of the Geeky Sex Toys Pumpkin Ball Gag, the Bolo Lasso Skull Cock Ring, the Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira, the Tantus Zombie Gary, the Uberrime Night King, the Fleshlight Freaks Alien Masturbator, and of course… the piece de resistance the Uberrime Calaveras… a dildo with SKULL BALLS (it doesn’t get any spookier than skull balls…). Man… last year was so Spooky… I’m worried that I peaked too soon… hopefully 2019 can live up to the standard I set in 2018!
Okay, so we are starting Spooky Month 2019 on a less spooky and more adorable note. I don’t want to scare you all away on the first week of Spooky Month! But don’t worry, I’ll be ramping up the spooky as we go! When I think Spooky Month I think of five specific colors: Red, Sickly Green, Purple, Black, and of course the spookiest color of them all… Orange and I’ve got to say, the Blush Novelties Revive Sweet Intimate Massager is the perfect shade of Spooky Month Orange. Also… with a name like Sweet… well… that is obviously a reference to Halloween candy. OBVIOUSLY. Trust me… this is totally a Spooky Month appropriate toy.
When I pulled this little vibe out of the box, I wasn’t really all that impressed… I mean… beyond the color… it wasn’t anything super unique… it looks like most pocket rocket style toys… but in a sweet Halloween orange color. The Revive Sweet Intimate runs on a single AA battery… which meant I had to scour the house for something I could borrow a battery from. I ended up stealing a battery from my Xbox remote…which meant I was stuck watching “American Horror Story” while I masturbated… because I didn’t have the good sense to change what I was watching on Hulu before I took the battery from the remote. Although, I guess that is appropriate viewing for Spooky Month… but it was distracting… I didn’t know where to focus my attention… on the weird rubber man in the apocalyptic bunker… or on my clit. So, anyway, my borrowed AA battery and I got down to business… and I’ve got to say… I’m always a little surprised when I enjoy a battery powered toy. I feel like 9 times out of 10, battery powered toys are too weak for me… but when I do find that one… it usually blows me away. I’m getting the feeling that the Blush Novelties Revive Sweet Intimate Massager is that one (even with its ridiculously long name).
So as I said above, the Revive Sweet Intimate Massager is pretty much your basic pocket rocket… except it comes with its own silicone rabbit “hat”… which is kind of like the Sweet comes ready to trick or treat… arriving dressed in its own little bunny costume! The Sweet is 4 inches long… which is just about pocket sized… unless you are wearing women’s jeans… because those pockets barely fit anything larger than a quarter (grumble grumble grumble). If you put its Halloween costume on, it adds an extra inch to the total length… so when in adorable bunny mode, the Sweet has a total of 5 inches. Making it a reasonably discreet toy to tuck away in a night stand or carry around in your overnight bag, or to toss in your trick-or-treat bag for a little “me” time after a spooky night out! It isn’t the word’s quietest toy though, so be sure to turn up the Halloween Sound Effect CD a up little louder before you get down to spooky business.
I’ll be honest here… in my… like… uhh… *does math*… six years (maybe seven… I should have kept better records of when I started all this sex toy madness) of sex toy blogging, I have never used a pocket rocket style vibrator. Never. Which seems kind of wild to me… its one of those super basic designs… like… when I close my eyes and just think the word vibrator… two basic shapes come to mind… the classic slim vibrator and the pocket rocket. Heck… if you would have asked me about vibrators like 10 years ago… before I started blogging… I would have told you that there are only two kinds of vibrators out there… slim ones and pocket rockets… and obviously the pocket rockets were for those wild perverts out there… not the good little girls, like me. Obviously… this isn’t true… there are like a billion-kajillion vibrator shapes out there (possible exaggeration)… and they can be enjoyed by everyone… wild perverts or not… but that doesn’t change the fact that I still think of pocket rockets and slim vibrators as being the classic vibrator imagery. Anyway… long story short… this is my first time with a pocket rocket… and I couldn’t be more excited… sometimes its nice to just get back to the basics!
Operating the Revive Sweet is super easy… first twist the bottom of the toy off (the part with the punk ass silver studs) and make sure you have inserted a AA battery into the chamber. I thought I had a broken vibrator… because I forgot I had removed the battery after using it the first time… after you have made sure you in fact do have a battery in the toy, put the cap back on and twist until its in the “on” position. You’ll know its in the on position when the toy starts to vibrator. Twist it back in the other direction to turn it off. Or if you get a bit overzealous with the twisting, you’ll go right past the off position to twisting the cap right off. It’s really pretty straight forward and I believe you will instinctively know what to do once you’ve got the toy in your own hands.
The Revive Sweet is a great vibrator for anyone who has issues with decision making (hello, me)… it has a single vibration setting… so you don’t have to worry about all those pesky “options” slowing you down. You turn it on and you just get what you get. The vibration intensity is actually really decent… in fact… I would even go so far as to say its quite good… its even got an almost low rumble to it, its not just obnoxious surface level vibration. I was surprised… (because as I said, I have a bias against battery toys for some reason) by how much I actually enjoyed this vibrator. I orgasmed once. Than I orgasmed again. And than I thought… why the fuck not… and orgasmed a third time with the Revive Sweet. I enjoyed this little pocket rocket both with its hat on and off. I didn’t think I was going to like the rabbit hat, I have many opinions about anything rabbit-esque… but the ears are stiff enough, close enough together, and transfer enough vibration through them that this little clit hugger got the job done for me. The Revive Sweet in its Rabbit Halloween Costume gets a coveted spot on my very short list of “things with rabbit ears that I actually don’t hate with the passion of a thousand fiery suns.” I call it my TWRETIADHWTPOATFS list for short. Also worth mentioning, when you help the little Sweet into its bunny costume, be sure you are lining up the metal bumps of the head to the bump holes inside the hat… this will kind of “lock” the bunny cap into place. If you don’t get it on quite right, the hat will vibrate itself right off… making the Sweet look like someone on a sugar high so powerful… they buzz right out of their costume.
Okay, so… to recap here… the Blush Novelties Revive Sweet is small, portable, reasonably discreet, and comes with a stylish silicone hat. I should also mention it is BUDGET FRIENDLY. Like… it’s so budget friendly I had to write it in all caps, because I was just that excited. I love finding a toy that both gives me orgasms and is easy on my wallet. Right now, you can pick up the Sweet for about $13 bucks… which is both a spooky and amazing price. Downside of the Revive Sweet… its loud and requires you to hunt for a AA battery every time you want to use it (unless you are an organized person who just… has spare batteries laying around). Those downsides aren’t really enough of a downer to stop me from recommending the Blush Novelties Revive Sweet Intimate Massager. I think it is an excellent little vibrator, especially for the price. I think this is the perfect vibrator for those of you who want to celebrate Spooky Month… but aren’t ready to dive right into the monster dick pool. You can just dip your toe into the spooky water with this adorable vibrator with a Halloween costume. It is also great for the newbie vibe user… because it is so cheap… and because it does work… it would make an excellent jumping off point for someone deciding what they like.
OMG. I feel like I have failed you all. I can’t seem to find a retailer who carries the Revive Sweet Intimate Massager in this fabulously spooky orange color! Does this color not actually exist?! Do I have some kind of strange… cursed… spooky vibrator?! Now I’m worried… (I’m giving my mysteriously orange vibrator some hefty side eye right now). Did Blush have this cursed vibrator sitting in their warehouse… did it cause mysterious accidents… IS IT HAUNTED BY A POLTERGEIST?! Did they send it to me… so they could rid themselves of this evil?! Is this the vibrator version of The Ring?! Do I have to pass this on to someone else?! I don’t think Blush is known for mailing people cursed objects… but how well do we really know anyone? It’s okay though, if the Sweet interests you for reasons other than being supernaturally orange, don’t worry… it is currently available in a totally not haunted rosy pink color.
You can pick up this perfectly safe, not at all possessed version of the Blush Novelties Revive Sweet Intimate Massager from the folks at SheVibe! Although I can’t guarantee they wont try to offload a cursed vibrator off on you the way Blush did to me…
The Blush Novelties Revive Sweet Intimate Massager was provided to me free of charge by Blush Novelties in exchange for my honest review.