Motorbunny Silicone Attachments – Sex Toy Review
Back in January in of 2018 I had the extremely good fortune of getting my fuzzy kitty paws on a Motorbunny ride-on sex machine for review. After about a year of testing (hey…I wanted to be thorough) I published my totally scientific findings regarding the Motorbunny and its ability to suck orgasms right outta me just this last January (of 2019). One of my biggest complaints about the machine had to do with the attachments (the machine itself is divine and everyone needs one). They were boring, they were ugly, and worst of all they were made from a porous TPE material. What’s the point of owning a sex machine if I can’t share it with my friends, neighbors and fellow erotic countrymen? GIVE ME SILICONE OR GIVE ME DEATH!
Not only did I write my complaints down in my review, I was also quite vocal about those same complaints when I found the Motorbunny booth at the ANE (Adult Novelty Expo for the uninitiated) show this year. It was there that I was given a whole gaggle of Motorbunny Silicone Attachments! Clearly this is a sign that the folks at Motorbunny liked me and my Motorbunny review… or sure… it could also be that they were just all “here take this bag of attachments and leave us alone. We are busy and you talk to much weird sex toy human.” OR MAYBE… maybe Motorbunny sees me as their GOD…and this bag of sex toy attachments was their SACRIFICE… their attempt to appease THE GREAT AND POWERFUL KITTEN! Motorbunny mortals, your tribute has been accepted and Kitten doth look favorably down upon you! Your silicone harvest will be mighty and bountiful! Whatever the reason for the bag of attachments, I call it a win! I came home from Las Vegas four silicone attachments richer (also scored a LINK Controller, which I’ll be reviewing soon too)!
I’ve gotta say, the silicone attachments are leaps and bounds better than then the TPE attachments that are included with the Motorbunny… LEAPS AND FUCKING BOUNDS! Oh my gosh… when I compare the two attachment styles side by side there is no doubt in my mind that if you are investing in a Motorbunny you really should also splurge and go for at least one of the silicone attachments. The designs really feel like more thought was put into them and they are a million times more appealing to me than those TPE sad sacks. Motorbunny currently sells seven silicone attachments and I got my hands on four of them… woo-hoooo! I’m pretty excited… because now that I have silicone attachments, I can invite friends over for Motorbunny parties (okay, yeah… first I’ll actually have to make some non-internet only friends…but I’m sure that parts easy if I lead with “I own a Motorbunny”)!
So, from the show I came home with the “My Friend Dick” Penis Style Attachment, the Bunny Buddy Attachment, the Clitoris Stimulation Attachment, and the “Lolli” Attachment… yes, some names are obviously better than others… but we aren’t here to judge them by their names… but rather by whether or not they feel good and can produce any orgasms. But if we were judging them by names… the worst is “My Friend Dick”… without a doubt… that name makes me cringe. The winner of this group would be “Lolli” as it sounds rather twee and sweet and a bit on the Lolita side… and I’m a big sucker for DD/lg stuff. Anyway… yes… attachments… I have t them and they have names… the attachments I don’t have also have names. I am currently missing the Double Penetration Attachment, the Mt. Gushmore Attachment, and the Keister Bunny. I am going to have to get my mitts on those… I especially want the Mt. Gushmore (even though I personally voted for it to be called the Cobra Ripple… which is an equally terrible name… I see that now) because it is the only silicone attachment that looks good for grinding and doesn’t have a large insertable bit to it… and grinding is a large part of how I use a Motorbunny.
One of the first things I noticed about my silicone attachments (beside OMG YAY SILICONE) is just how much more quality the material feels. The whole toy feels sturdier and it doesn’t wrinkle, bend, and remain warped like my TPE attachments. I have had these silicone attachments sitting in an enormous plastic zip lock style bag for about two months and they still look as pristine as when I acquired them. Where as my TPE attachments were warped straight out of the box and I never have been able to get them to lay straight, which makes them look extra ugly when sitting on my beautiful Motorbunny (check my Motorbunny review to see what I’m talking about, you can see how the base flaps are all wavy and gross looking in my photos). The silicone is also super soft and silky to the touch… so when you aren’t riding the Motorbunny, you can sit there and stroke it like a cat. Because everyone pets their silky soft sex toys… right? RIGHT?! Don’t tell me it’s just me… It’s just me isn’t it?
“My Friend Dick” Penis Style Attachment is, as the name implies, an attachment that looks like a penis… complete with wrinkly little balls. It has a shaft length of 6.5 inches and a circumference of 4.75 inches. I do like the length of this particular penis toy, however, just because of how I use the Motorbunny (I do very little bouncing up and down and pretty much no thrusting type movements) I would have maybe liked to have seen this attachment have a little more girth to it… that way I really had something to fill me up and clench around as I ride the orgasm waves. However, even if it isn’t super girthy, it is still pretty nice and I have no real complaints about it. It is not the attachment for those who may not be fans of realistic toys. Even though it is a fantastical pink color… its got those wrinkly balls that make the toy kind of… too realistic. One thing I really enjoyed about this attachment is that the head of the toy did vibrate wildly against my g-spot… that was some magic right there.
The Bunny Buddy Attachment is a penis-esque shaped (it has a vague penis like structure but is nowhere near as realistic as the “My Friend Dick”) insertable bit and a rabbit eared external arm. If you are a frequent reader, you know my opinion on rabbit vibrators. This was probably my least favorite attachment. It did nothing for me… I mean… yes, I orgasmed… but that is mostly just because of the Motorbunny itself… the vibrations are so powerful that I could be sitting on a mop and and it would still work for me. But did I enjoy the Bunny Buddy? No. No, I did not. Why didn’t I enjoy it? Pure frustration over trying to position those goddamn rabbit ears over my clit. I just couldn’t do it… the ears had a mind of their own and wouldn’t stay positioned around my clit no matter how hard I tried. It just became irritating. The insertable shaft bit is nice though, I didn’t mind that… but it was hard to enjoy when all of my focus was on how much the rabbit arm annoyed me. Maybe you like annoying rabbits… maybe you’ll like this… but I certainly am not recommending this attachment as a must have.
The Clitoris Stimulation Attachment… did Motorbunny run out of clever names? Okay, I thought I was going to hate this one in the same way I hated the Bunny Buddy… but I was pleasantly surprised. I think it is the absence of ears that made this attachment more tolerable. I was able to grind against the external arm without feeling like I had to do something with any extra ear appendages. The shaft is also excellent, as far as insertable attachments go, this one is my favorite. It does an excellent job of hitting me in my g-spot and feels just filling enough without being too much (although… I’m often a fan of ‘too much’ but I know not everyone is…). I can recommend this attachment if you are into the idea of having both the external arm and the insertable shaft.
The “Lolli” Attachment… as the name suggests… looks like a lollipop. A lollipop you can sit on. Out of the four attachments I received, this is the one I enjoyed that absolute most. It is super simple but was quite effective. The lollipop head does an excellent job of hitting me in the g-spot… which is something I always appreciate in an insertable toy. It also wasn’t too long, I was having some issues with the longer attachments like the “My Friend Dick” and the Bunny Buddy, as they had a lot more length to them… which meant I couldn’t sit down on them right away… it took a lot more easing into it before I could get myself seated comfortably on the Motorbunny without feeling like something was going to stab its way through my cervix and burst out of my stomach alien style. The Lolli is just short enough that I can plop myself down with no issue… great for a quickie (although… there is nothing “quick” about setting up the Motorbunny…unless you are the kind of person who can leave your Motorbunny set up and waiting for you at all times… in which case, I salute you).
Okay, so the downside to these attachments is that they are $49.99 a pop. But look at it this way… a quality silicone dildo is likely to run you at least fifty bucks, if not more… so rather than thinking of them as just attachments (which gives me this false sense of them needing to be cheaper… because I start thinking of them as an add-on… like guacamole… it should only be a dollar extra) start thinking of them as a sex toy in their own right. When I started comparing them to silicone dildos… the price doesn’t actually seem that bad… I would gladly drop that much or more on the right dildo… so don’t settle for the shitty TPE attachments… drop that fifty bucks and get something that is actually fun to use! At the time of this review the attachments are all actually on sale for $29.99… I don’t know how frequently sales like this happen… but I thought it was worth pointing out because it means they do go on sale and you may be able to score them cheaper in the future (or if you are reading this in real-time… you can jump on this deal now)!
As I said earlier, I orgasmed with each attachment I tested… but this is likely due mostly to the sheer force of the Motorbunny itself and had very little to do with the attachments… the Motorbunny just pulls the orgasms from me, regardless of what I am doing. However, I 100% recommend that you pick up at least one of these silicone attachments for your Motorbunny, because you deserve something better than that TPE crap that comes standard with the Motorbunny. Personally, I prefer the ability to just grind against the Motorbunny, so I feel like I would really enjoy the Mt. Gushmore… which is an attachment I’ve yet to get my hands on… it has nothing penetrating… so it really looks like the perfect attachment for grinding against.
Do you already have a Motorbunny but are ready to upgrade to silicone or just add another silicone attachment? Just hop on over to Motorbunny’s Attachment’s Page and get to shopping!
Don’t have a Motorbunny and need one (yes… you need one… everyone needs one of these)? Use the code KBOHEME40 for $40 off the Motorbunny Bundle!
The Motorbunny Silicone Attachments were provided to me free of charge by Motorbunny in exchange for my honest review.