Halloween 2018 Sex Toy Sales & Deals
IN THIS TOWN WE CALL HOME EVERYONE HAIL TO THE PUMPKIN SONG! That has been running through my head on an endless loop for days… but don’t worry, starting tomorrow it will be replaced by Jingle Bell Rock… and I will be full of Christmas Cheer for the next two months… because I am that person.
Hooray! Today is Halloween! Do you have any big plans for tonight? Are you going trick or treating? What are you wearing (I mean like your costume… not like… in a creepy heavy breathing sort of way…)? Are you dressing as a sexy saltine cracker? A sexy tin of mysterious back of the fridge leftovers? Sexy unpaid library fines? Sexy costumes have really gotten out of hand these days… Whatever your plans are, I’ve got something else for you to squeeze in during your busy Halloween day… sex toy shopping! Don’t look at me like that… I’m trying to do you a favor here. There are some really spectacular deals going on today AND TODAY ONLY and I don’t want you to miss them. This is probably your last chance at sweet deals until next month when Black Friday and Cyber Monday roll around.
- Cocktober Sale! Take 31% off dildos, packers, and cock and ball toys! October 31st only!
- Spooky Savings Sale! Find 30%, 40% and 50% off a selection of toys! Deal ends October 31st at midnight!
- Sex Monster Sale! Build your own sex monster! Take 20% off realistic body parts, including dildos, asses, and vaginas!
- Get Your Freak On Sale! Spend $125 and get a free Fleshlight Freaks Sleeve! I’ve reviewed two Fleshlight Freaks Sleeves: Frankenstein and Alien
- Buy 2 Fleshlight Sleeves and get another one for FREE!
- Don’t miss out on the Fleshlight Combo Pack Discounts!
- 24 Hour Flash Sale! Take 40% off Tantus toys storewide! Use the code TRICKORTREAT at checkout to apply the discount!
- 10% off Coco de Mer items! Discount applied at checkout.
- 15% off Adrian Lastic Toys! Discount applied at checkout.
- Halloween Flash Sale! Take 15% off your entire purchase! Use the code SCREAM at checkout! October 31st only!
- Fall Into Bliss Sale! Take $20 off your order of $100 or more!
- Mystery Gift! Get a free mystery vibe ($20 value) with any order of $75 or more!