Geeky Sex Toys Halloween Pumpkin Ball Gag – Sex Toy Review

This is Halloween, Halloween, HALLOWEEN! This is it, the big day! We’ve made it! I’ve been watching Nightmare Before Christmas and Hocus Pocus basically on loop since September 30th… I am so ready for this moment!

I hope you have enjoyed my SPOOKY MONTH COUNTDOWN and if you are just tuning in, don’t worry it’s not to late… catch up now by reading about the Tantus Zombie Gary, the Uberrime Night King, the Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira, the Uberrime Calaveras, the Bolo Lasso Skull Cock Ring review, and the Clone-A-Willy Glow in the Dark Kit… sure it may seem like a lot… but it’s worth it, trust me… read each one of those and its like you get to relive spooky month all over again… the Halloween season will never die!

I am ending Spooky Month with one of my favorite spooky toys… the Geeky Sex Toys Halloween Pumpkin Ball Gag. Now, normally I’m not a huge ball gag fan, I have a ridiculously small mouth (as I’ve heard from every dentist I’ve ever seen since I was little) so most ball gags feel uncomfortable to me (although I have found a few that I do enjoy) and I just mostly avoid them. But when I saw the Halloween Pumpkin Ball Gag I knew I had to have it… I pined over it… I tweeted about it… I visited it on the website often… but as my luck would have it Geeky Sex Toys offered to send me something for my Halloween Countdown! They told me to pick something from the Halloween Collection which was IMPOSSIBLE, everything there is way to frickin’ awesome… so in the end I said “surprise me.” Well, they must have had a crystal ball (or read all my obsessed tweets) because the Halloween Pumpkin Ball Gag showed up at my door! SCORE!

So, like I said before, I’m not a big gag user… the only other gag that I currently own is the Tantus Beginner Ball Gag… because its pacifier style is easier on my jaw (curse my tiny baby mouth) but when I find gags that are shaped like things, I can’t help myself… I’m attracted to sex toys that are adorable and don’t really look like sex toys…. gags that look like tiny cheeseburgers… dog bones… doughnuts… I HAVE to have them, don’t ask me why… I just do…don’t judge me! So, needles to say I find the little silicone pumpkin featured on this gag absolutely perfect…from its spooky little grinning cutout mouth to its itty-bitty little pumpkin stem…the details are spot on. The quality of this gag is very nice and the faux leather strap is 100 times nicer than the strap that is on my Tantus Ball Gag (which is real leather, but for affordability reasons isn’t finished in a nice way).

The Halloween Pumpkin Ball Gag is made from silicone and I am going to go out on a limb here and guess that the mold for the Halloween Pumpkin Gag was created via a 3D printer. When examining the silicone, I can see that the pumpkin looks like it was built in layers (the way a 3D printer does) which means the silicone doesn’t look perfectly smooth and flawless the way a hand sculpted toy might… but this really isn’t a big deal. It is nothing you will notice in use… and odds are you wouldn’t have even noticed if I didn’t just point it out… but I thought it was worth pointing out as a point of interest… because its neat what people are using 3D printers for these days. The silicone is made from a medium firmness… which means it really does a great job standing up against biting jaws… but has just enough give that I don’t feel like I’m going to break a tooth as I clamp down and moan. Silicone is also odorless and tasteless and is 100% ready to be popped into your mouth or the mouth of a willing victim. The straps of the gag are made from PU Leather… which if I am understanding correctly is a vegan leather. The inner part of the strap (the part that comes in contact with skin) is nice and smooth while the outer side is textured in a way that reminds me of scaly snake skin. It is pretty reasonably adjustable, in order to make it fit snug, I had to tighten the straps to its sixth hole, which still left three more holes available to make it even tighter and plenty of space to make it bigger (if you need that in number specs its 10 – 22.5 inches of adjustability). So I am pretty confident that this gag should fit a fairly wide variety of heads… unless you have a Stewie Griffin shaped head… in which case you may be out of luck… and I bet its hard to find good fitting hats.

The size of this pumpkin ball gag is perfect for me. Like… completely spot on. It fits comfortably in my mouth without any uncomfortable jaw stretching, it also doesn’t feel suffocating (which is something that always makes me feel panicky with some bigger ball gags) and I can easily breathe around the toy. I am also able to kind of half mumble out words around the gag, but not clearly enough to be totally understood, since my speech was restricted my partner and I decided to agree on a hand signal that would work as our safe word. I took ASL in high school and a little in college… so I know all kinds of hand signs (unfortunately I haven’t had anyone to chat too, so I don’t consider myself fluent)… I ended up using the hand sign for “soda” because I’ve always thought it was a fun one to sign. You of course don’t need to do anything like that.. a simple thumbs up or thumbs down would work… the point I am trying to make is… make sure you stay safe and the one who is wearing a gag has a way of communicating when things are too much and they are ready to be done.

The absolute only downside to falling in love with the Halloween Pumpkin Ball Gag is that now I want to try out more of their toys… Doctor Who, Pokemon, Game of Thrones?! It’s everything I love parodied in sex toy form! The one thing you should probably know before you order is that they are based out of Australia… which is like… the other end of the world. It doesn’t matter where you live… somehow Australia will always be as far away from you as any place can possibly be. BUT… its not all bad, they do have a pretty sweet shipping deal set up… first of all, yes, they do ship world wide! Shipping is also free on orders $75+ or is $15 flat rate standard shipping. $15 seems like a lot for shipping… but remember, in Australia the mail carrier has to fight drop bears and house sized spiders just to pick up the mail… so thats why it costs so much… but honestly, it won’t be that hard to spend over $75 bucks… if you are like me… you will take one look at what they offer and want literally everything.

Unlike many of the other toys in my Spooky Month review, this gag is still available! Even though the Halloween season is nearly behind us, Geeky Sex Toys is keeping the spooky feeling alive year round! You can pick up the Halloween Pumpkin Ball Gag whenever you want! Buy it for Valentines Day… your birthday… Christmas… Boxing Day… on a Wednesday… whenever you want, the Halloween Pumpkin Ball Gag will be there for you! If you are looking for a fun gag to add to your collection or are a big fan of celebrating Halloween 365 days a year… this is an excellent gag! The silicone is perfect, the strap is well made and easily adjustable (and with a leather punch… you can add more holes if you find it necessary) and its easy to clean and maintain. I am definitely very excited to recommend this toy!

Do you need a stylish way to silence those moans? Pick up your Halloween Pumpkin Ball Gag straight from the folks at Geeky Sex Toys… and while you’re at it, you might as well grab a ghost dildo and a skull cock ring… because they have those and you will definitely need those too.