Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation – Sex Toy Review
I’ll be honest, when Peepshow Toys offered me the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation for review I was a little bit hesitant. I still have a small army of older generation of Satifyers yet to review. It seems like every time I get my notes together for a Satisfyer they have already made a new fricken model! They are popping these toys faster than a Duggar pops out babies! Seriously! Don’t get me wrong, I totally appreciate that Satisfyer wants to address issues of older toys and upgrade features, but maybe spend more time on perfecting the newer models instead of popping them out one after another?
After some thought (okay, barely any thought at all) I agreed to the next generation of Pro Penguin because I both adore Peepshow Toys and thus far I have been incredibly wild about the Satisfyer toys.
When I first started seeing advertisements for the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation I thought “oh cute, someone photoshopped a little bow tie on the penguin toy”… and then I was sent the Pro Penguin Next Generation and I learned HOLY FUCK THIS LITTLE PENGUIN REALLY DOES HAVE A TINY ADORABLE FUCKING BOW TIE! Part of me really just wants to end the review here. Here is everything you need to know about the Pro Penguin generation: 1. Satisfyer toys give me many orgasms. 2. It has a fucking bow tie. What other sex toy shows up ready for a swanky night out?
If you haven’t already you can read my review to the original Satisfyer Pro Penguin and pretty much get the gist of what I’m going to say here. Hell, I feel like you can read anyone one of my Satisfyer or Womanizer reviews and pretty much apply it to this and all future versions of this toy… suction based toys have really saturated the market as of late and I am running out of original things to say about each and every one of them. But damnit I will try!
So, the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation is the latest incarnation of the Satisfyer Pro Penguin an adorable little sex toy that looked a God awful lot like Birdo from the Mario Brother’s franchise. It works on pretty much the same principle as all other Satisfyer suction based toys, place the round silicone rimmed opening over your clit (or nipples) and let the toy go to town fluttering, pulsating, sucking effect work whatever bizarre magic it has until you are brought to (hopefully) an amazing orgasm. It kind of feels vaguely like oral sex, if your idea of oral sex is your partner only sucking your clit and doing it with the rhythmic precision of an olympic gymnast. Not exactly realistic, but I get what they are aiming for.
The Pro Penguin Next Generation maintains many of the same features as the original Penguin. The shape of the toy is virtually unchanged, it is still fairly compact, lightweight and easy to hold against the body. The color of the body has changed, it has gone from birdo-esque shades of pink and white to a more traditional penguin black and white tuxedo look. I am not one to balk at pink sex toys, I enjoy pinks and purples, but I’ve got to say… I really prefer the Pro Penguin Next Generations coloring much more. The Tuxedo look is classic, it’s gender neutral, and it really looks like an adorable fucking penguin!
Also, like the Pro Penguin the Next Generation is both USB rechargeable and waterproof.
The biggest change (and as far as I can tell the only major change) to the Pro Penguin Next Generation (besides the little bow tie) is the control functions. With the original Pro Penguin the toy was controlled with a single button and you had to cycle through each and every intensity level to get where you wanted to go… which is a total bummer if you masturbate like I do. I like to sometimes start high but back off when things become to intense but rev it right back up after a second or two of ‘catching my breath’ so to speak. But, when a toy makes you cycle through it’s highest settings in order to reach it’s lowest… well, it becomes a bit of a chore that often involves pulling the toy away from my clit all together while I readjust the speeds. With the Pro Penguin Next Generation this is no longer an issue as they have finally introduced a (+) and (-) feature! Hooray! My clit and I rejoice! Okay, actually the buttons themselves are like wavy lines that look like wifi connectivity… but you get my gist. But seriously, you have no idea how much this one little change completely ups the Pro Penguin’s masturbation game. When it comes to the Satisfyer toys I’ve really come to realize that different settings can really vary from one level to the next… like, I’ll be rocking out to a mid-level intensity and think “man, this would feel amazing if it was just a hair more intense” so I’ll bump the intensity up and all of a sudden its all “HOLY FUCK THIS IS TOO MUCH AND I WILL COME AND EXPLODE AND MY BODY PARTS WILL NEED TO BE SCRAPED FROM THE WALLS” so I need to quickly back it back down… and now with the Pro Penguin Next Generation I can do this quickly and easily. The settings themselves have not changed between the Pro Penguin and the Pro Penguin Next Generation, there is no more power or any increase in settings, it still contains 11 different modes (which honestly is plenty).
My biggest complaint with the original Satisfyer Pro Penguin was the silicone tip. It was too loose and it didn’t stay attached to the toy. Many times while masturbating I would readjust the toy to a new position and as I was pushing the toy back against my body I would realize that that damn silicone tip was missing again and I would have to stop everything and conduct a search and rescue mission between my sheets. It was very obnoxious! Thankfully, I have not had this problem at all with the Next Generation, Satisfyer seems to have corrected this issue and I no longer need to put up MISSING flyers every time I masturbate. The silicone nozzle is still removable though, so cleaning it is still a breeze.
It is also possible that the lights of the Next Generation are more subdued. I don’t have my original Pro Penguin handy so I can’t test this for sure, but it really feels like the Next Generation isn’t quite as bright. Can anyone confirm this for me? Am I imagining things?
In use the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation maybe not the most powerful of the Satisfyer line, but hoo-boy does it still bring me to a swift and mighty orgasm. This toy has yet to fail me, even when my mood is shitty, I hate everyone I’m feeling like there is just no way I’ll orgasm the Pro Penguin Next Generation (and Satisfyers in general) quickly turn my frown upside-down (even if just for a split second) with an amazing orgasm. Also, I don’t always use the Pro Penguin Next Generation directly on my clit, sometimes that just feels like too much, it’s too overwhelming (which can sometimes be painful) so I like to actually position the Satisfyer just above or just next to my clit and stimulate my clit somewhat indirectly. I’ve also had some smashing success using the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation to stimulate my nipples!
So, should you toss aside your old Satisfyer Pro Penguin to picked up the younger, hotter model? I guess it depends on how important those added up and down buttons are to you. The Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation is functionally pretty much the same as the older model, so if you already own the Pro Penguin and don’t really feel all that bothered by the button set up, then there is no reason for you to purchase a second Pro Penguin. If you are just now trying to decide between purchasing the Pro Penguin and the Pro Penguin Next Generation it definitely is worth dropping the few extra bucks for the better button set up (actually, I just checked and at Peepshow Toys the difference between the two toys is currently only $1.00).
The Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation is all dressed up and ready to go! Are you? If so, you can pick up this adorable little penguin from Peepshow Toys! Be sure to use the code KITTEN at checkout to save yourself an extra 10% off your order!
The Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation was provided to me free of charge by Peepshow Toys in exchange for my honest opinion.