Geeky Sex Toys Pokémoan Bulby Dildo – Sex Toy Review

Geeky Sex Toys Pokémoan Bulby Dildo – Sex Toy Review

I want to be the very best, Like no one ever was. To fuck them is my real test, To bone them is my cause! Pokémoan! Gotta catch em’ all! Okay… raise your hand if you have spent more time on Pokémon Go (or any other Pokémon related game for that matter…) than a reasonable...

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Dildo Fantasy Geeky Sex Toys Silicone

May 22, 2019

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Uberrime Maestro Suction Cup Dildo – Sex Toy Review

Did you know that May 11th was National Eat What You Want Day? A day that is all about having that one special day a year where you get to eat with no regrets. Although… let’s be real here… that’s what Christmas is for… and Thanksgiving… and Easter… and my birthday… and my friends’ birthdays…...

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Anal Safe Dildo Silicone Suction Cup Uberrime

May 20, 2019

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Geeky Sex Toys Doctor Screw Dildek – Sex Toy Review

Fun fact… there is such a thing as National Goof Off Day! Yeah… it’s another one of these silly micro-holiday’s that I had no idea existed until the day it was happening… but now that I know it exists, I am so here for it. According to some official record or other the first celebration...

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Dildo Fantasy Geeky Sex Toys Silicone Suction Cup Textured

May 18, 2019

It’s Masturbation May! Enter to Win a Zumio S!

Guess what? It’s finally Masturbation May! Well… okay… technically it’s been Masturbation May for a couple of weeks… I’m just completely unorganized and a wee bit scatter brained. BUT… better late than never right? Besides… I’m sure you’ll forgive my tardiness when you see what I’ve got for you to win this month… So, last...

Lovehoney Uprize AutoErect Vibrating Dildo – Sex Toy Review

“Is…is that cock waving at me?” Those are the exact words I muttered upon seeing the Lovehoney Uprize for the first time. I was attending a press event during the 2018 Adult Novelty Expo… But I was super early and not all the manufactures were set up and ready to go, so I snagged a...

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Dildo Lovehoney Rechargeable Silicone Suction Cup Vibrator

April 9, 2019

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Satisfyer Men – Sex Toy Review

Coming from Satisfyer, I was REALLY expecting the Satisfyer Men to do something really cool… like have some kind of weird and wild air pulse component like all my other Satisfyer toys… or at the very least I figured it would do something mildly exciting… like vibrate… but not… it’s just another masturbation sleeve… just...

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Cyberskin Masturbator/Sleeve Satisfyer TPE

April 3, 2019

Blush Novelties Aria Hot Tongue – Sex Toy Review

Well, it looks like I’m on a tongue shaped vibrator kick around here! Last review it was the CalExotics Mini Marvels Marvelous Flicker and today I’ve got the Blush Novelties Aria Hot Tongue… because why review just one disembodied tongue, when you can review TWO disembodied tongues?! The Aria Hot Tongue comes from the same...

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ABS Plastic Blush Novelties Bullet Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

April 1, 2019

Kitten Boheme and Uberrime Present…

Okay, okay… you folks got me… this was an April Fools prank… but maybe there can be a Kitten Boheme signature dildo in the future… just maybe one that is a bit less… shitty… When I started KittenBoheme.com those many years ago, I had a goal in mind… I wanted to build my brand up...

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Zalo Rosalie Rabbit Vibrator – Sex Toy Review

From the moment Zalo hit my radar, I have really enjoyed watching the products they release. They have such a gorgeously feminine aesthetic and I find all of their toys to beautifully understated and lovely. Even though the Zalo Baby Heart wasn’t exactly the perfect toy for me (it is a very gentle vibrator), I...