Hold on a second! This can’t possibly be a Spooky Month toy! IT’S PINK! IT’S CUTE! What gives?! Yes, I hear you… it is an innocent shade of baby pink…and it does have an adorable set of wittle-bitty ears… BUT DON’T LET THAT FOOL YOU… this toy is a MONSTER. Literally. It has Monster literally in its...

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It’s here! IT’S FINALLY HERE! It’s SPOOoooOOOOooOOoooky Month! I have never been more excited for Spooky Month than I am now… 2020 has been a complete wreck and I am ready for something good to happen. Or at least something spooky. Halloween is my favorite holiday and October is my favorite month so we are...

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CalExotics Optimum Series Get Hard Penis Head Pump Set – Sex Toy Review

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Okay, we couldn’t make heads nor tails of this one. We walked away from it scratching our heads and feeling like great big dummies. My Stunt Cock has been expressing an interest in wanting to try out a penis pump, or something with suction (I think he is jealous of my extensive Satsifyer and Womanizer...

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March 23, 2020

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CalExotics Hype Massager – Sex Toy Review

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When I was looking through SheVibe’s catalog of toys, trying to decide on what I wanted to review next, two things really drew me to the CalExotics Hype Massager… 1.) It is a vibrating wand. I am all about vibrating wands. If I could only use one kind of sex toy for the rest of...

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February 5, 2020

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Valentines Day 2020 Sales and Deals

by Kitten Boheme

Love month is here! This is usually a pretty good time to snag good deals on a sex toys, lingerie, and sexy accessories (like lube, fancy condoms, massage oils, etc). It is also a great time to buy chocolate on the cheap. So go ahead, buy yourself some cheap sex toys to go with your...

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Svakom Siren – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Whoa! Hey! Did you know that August 14th is Left Handers day! Do you know who is super cool and left handed?! Me. It’s me! I’m left handed! Not only do I write with my left hand, but I masturbate with my left hand as well! And today, on this most sacred left handed day...

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Rechargeable Silicone Svakom Vibrator

December 19, 2019

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Happy Holidays Giveaway! Enter to Win a Satisfyer!

by Kitten Boheme

I love December! I hate the rest of winter… but I LOVE December! It just feels so magical… I love the lights, the decorations, the music, and the generous spirit that fills the air! Now I’m gunna go binge watch Holiday movies… starting with Jingle All the Way… because that was filmed in my home...

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Blush Novelties Aria Kirby – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

On the second day of Blushmas my true love game to me… Blush Novelties Aria Kirby and a Rusé Silicone Double Headed Dildo in a pear tree! I bet you didn’t think there would be a second day of Blushmas… I bet you didn’t think I had it in me… well you were WRONG! Blushmas...

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December 17, 2019

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Blush Novelties Rusé Silicone Double Headed Dildo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

On the first day of Blushmas my true love gave to me… a Blush Novelties Rusé Silicone Double Headed Dildo in a pear tree! Okay, that doesn’t really rhyme… at all… but its the festive spirit in which I belted that out at the top of my lungs while I typed it that counts. Also,...

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Black Friday Sex Toy Sales Shopping Guide at KittenBoheme.com

November 21, 2019

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Black Friday & Cyber Monday 2019 Sex Toy Sales and Deals

by Kitten Boheme

Whelp, it looks like it’s that time of the year again… SUPER SEX TOY SALE SEASON! Are you ready to get your Black Friday game on?! I hope so… because I have some pretty spectacular sex toy sales and deals to share with you! Retailers have really gone to some great lengths to bring you...

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