Hello, my name is Kitten Boheme and it has been exactly four months and eleven days since my last Satisfyer review. I’ll admit it, I was on the fence about reviewing yet another Satisfyer toy. Don’t get me wrong, I have (mostly) adored almost every model I’ve tried… but they are more or less just...

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March 28, 2018

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Blush Novelties Noje W3 – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

When I first started seeing reviews of the Blush Novelties Noje W3 pop up, I was pretty skeptical. I just couldn’t believe that a wand so tiny could be as good as people were saying. Considering one of my last experiences with a tiny wand vibrator was the Body Wand Mini… you can understand my hesitation. But,...

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ABS Plastic Blush Novelties Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator Wand

March 22, 2018

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B-Vibe Triplet Anal Beads – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I’ve got to tell you something… right now I am kicking myself in the pants for not trying the B-Vibe Triplet anal beads sooner. Like, seriously… what took me so frickin’ long to get around to this?! Do you know how many months of sheer pleasure I have missed out on while my poor anal...

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Anal Safe B-Vibe Butt Plug Rechargeable Silicone

February 7, 2018

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JimmyJane Form 6 – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

So, I won the JimmyJane Form 6 in a social media ‘share to win’ style contest hosted by Venus Unveiled one of the local adult boutique stores in Minneapolis. They mostly specialize in sky-high stripper heels (which is where I’ve bought most of my pole dancing shoes), club wear and lingerie, although they have been branching...

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JimmyJane Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

February 2, 2018

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Adrian Lastic Caress – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Believe it or not, there is some thought process behind the toys I review. I don’t just run around willy-nilly screaming “GIVE ME ALL YOUR DILDOS” (okay… there is a small amount of that), 95% of the time I am offered a toy to review via email. I receive an email saying “hey, you totally...

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Adrien Lastic Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

January 12, 2018

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Lelo Sona – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Well, well, well… what do we have here? Lelo Sona, you have genuinely surprised me. I hated you so much the first several times I used you… but then you snuck up on me and all of a sudden… BOOM… heeeey… you are actually pretty amazing! I guess it’s just proof that if at first you...

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ABS Plastic Lelo Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

December 30, 2017

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We-Vibe Nova – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

With only a few exceptions (thus far) I pretty much hate rabbit vibrators. I mean, the concept is cool… “one toy that I can insert while it stimulates my clit? Cool, count me in!” But inevitably, it always leads to disappointment and resentment. The quickest way to break my heart is to hand me a...

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Rabbit Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator We-Vibe

November 16, 2017

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Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I’ll be honest, when Peepshow Toys offered me the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation for review I was a little bit hesitant. I still have a small army of older generation of Satifyers yet to review. It seems like every time I get my notes together for a Satisfyer they have already made a new...

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Review

ABS Plastic Rechargeable Satisfyer Silicone Suction Based Vibrator

November 10, 2017

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Shibari Hello Sexy Power Massager – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I feel like it has been ages since I’ve had a wand to review! I think the last one I reviewed was in July! That is an unacceptable amount of time to go between vibrating wands! Thankfully Betty’s Toy Box stepped in and brought an end to my wand drought and sent me the Shibari...

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ABS Plastic Rechargeable Shibari TPR Vibrator Wand

October 18, 2017

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Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Oh boy, here we go again! Previously I have reviewed the Satisfyer Pro Penguin and the Satisfyer Pro 2 and thanks to the people at Satisfyer itself I am now able to bring you the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation! Do you hear the choirs of angels and see the heavenly light from above? No? Well, either...

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ABS Plastic Rechargeable Satisfyer Silicone Suction Based Vibrator

Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration – Sex Toy Review

Blush Novelties Noje W3 – Sex Toy Review

B-Vibe Triplet Anal Beads – Sex Toy Review

JimmyJane Form 6 – Sex Toy Review

Adrian Lastic Caress – Sex Toy Review

Lelo Sona – Sex Toy Review

We-Vibe Nova – Sex Toy Review

Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation – Sex Toy Review

Shibari Hello Sexy Power Massager – Sex Toy Review

Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation – Sex Toy Review

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