Vibrating cock rings. Bleh. Just thinking about them leaves my clit screaming in frustration. Just uttering the words make me vomit into my mouth a little bit. Am I being overdramatic? Maybe, but there is honestly nothing sexy about a vibrating cock ring bumping haphazardly against my pubic region, only occasionally hitting the sweet spot...

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April 10, 2017

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Kiiroo Onyx – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

The Onyx is the penis half of Kiiroo’s duo of teledildonic toys. I can feel you raising an intrigued yet puzzled eyebrow. You are wondering what in the world a teledildonic toy even is, aren’t you? If you already know what it is, then you are already smarter than I am, good job! So, teledildonic…...

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Fleshlight Kiiroo Masturbator/Sleeve Rechargeable

March 31, 2017

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We-Vibe Wish – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Okay guys, I’m glad you are here. I have something very important I want you to do. I want you to drop everything you are doing right now and listen to me. Seriously, put down that Hot Pocket. Tell your Mom you’ll call her back. Forget bedtime, let your kids run amok. I need your full attention right...

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Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator We-Vibe

Hot Octopuss Pulse III Duo Vibrating Masturbation Sleeve and Remote Control

January 27, 2017

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Hot Octopuss Pulse III Duo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

The Hot Octopuss Pulse III Duo review was written as a guest review for The Brunette Reviews, what follows is an excerpt from that review! Doesn’t it feel like most of the toys that are currently available for penis masturbation are all pretty much the same? Sure, you have some stand-out products/manufacturers (like Tenga, for...

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Hot Octopuss Masturbator/Sleeve Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

January 7, 2017

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Satisfyer Pro Penguin – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I’m almost positive that every sex toy review you read for the Satisfyer Pro Penguin is going to begin with “It looks like Birdo, from the Mario Brothers’ franchise.” Because, you know, it does. It really does look like you are masturbating with Birdo, which gives the old school gamer in me some very sick...

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ABS Plastic Rechargeable Satisfyer Silicone Suction Based Vibrator

Lovehoney USB Rechargeable Vibrating Wand Mini

December 29, 2016

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Lovehoney USB Rechargeable Mini Massage Wand – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Guys, I’m going to have to devote an entire room of my house to just vibrating wands. Seriously, I’m out of control. CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP! Good wands, bad wands, GIVE ME ALL THE WANDS! So just what wand have I got my paws on now? Why, the Lovehoney USB Rechargeable Mini Massage Wand of...

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ABS Plastic Lovehoney Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator Wand

Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator

November 14, 2016

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Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

This review is really a three for the price of one sort of deal, what a great value! When I told Lovehoney I was interested in reviewing the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator they said, okay… but we can do you one better! And lo and behold they sent me this awesome...

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Fifty Shades of Grey Rabbit Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

Tantus Rumble Vibrating Wand with Silicone Head

October 29, 2016

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Tantus Rumble – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I have been meaning to write this review for awhile now, but I have had such mixed feelings about the Tantus Rumble that it has taken me some time to really ruminate on it and describe how I feel. Which meant masturbating with the Rumble A LOT. Never have I masturbated this much with one toy...

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Rechargeable Silicone Tantus Vibrator Wand

August 21, 2016

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Iroha Kushi by Tenga – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

You may already be familiar with Tenga and their awesome line of male masturbation sleeves (check out my Air-Tech Masturbation Sleeve review!), but I personally lack a penis of my own, so I was pretty excited when Tenga introduced Iroha, their first line of female-oriented vibrators! Their clean, modern designs are super aesthetically pleasing, I love...

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Rechargeable Silicone Tenga Vibrator

August 5, 2016

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Castle Megastore Mighty Wand – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

My collection of vibrating wands just keeps expanding! I’m totally cool with this. Wands are right there at the top of my sex toy favorites list. I am a wand girl… a wandette? No, that’s lame, forget I said that. But I do love wands, big wands, little wands, the more powerful the better! My...

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Rechargeable TPE Vibrator Wand

Tenga SVR – Sex Toy Review

Kiiroo Onyx – Sex Toy Review

We-Vibe Wish – Sex Toy Review

Hot Octopuss Pulse III Duo – Sex Toy Review

Satisfyer Pro Penguin – Sex Toy Review

Lovehoney USB Rechargeable Mini Massage Wand – Sex Toy Review

Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator – Sex Toy Review

Tantus Rumble – Sex Toy Review

Iroha Kushi by Tenga – Sex Toy Review

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