I want to be the very best, Like no one ever was. To fuck them is my real test, To bone them is my cause! Pokémoan! Gotta catch em’ all! Okay… raise your hand if you have spent more time on Pokémon Go (or any other Pokémon related game for that matter…) than a reasonable...

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May 20, 2019

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Geeky Sex Toys Doctor Screw Dildek – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Fun fact… there is such a thing as National Goof Off Day! Yeah… it’s another one of these silly micro-holiday’s that I had no idea existed until the day it was happening… but now that I know it exists, I am so here for it. According to some official record or other the first celebration...

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Dildo Fantasy Geeky Sex Toys Silicone Suction Cup Textured

February 13, 2019

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Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

When I got into the sex toy reviewing business there was a particular dildo that I really wanted to get my hands on, it was a fantastic pink and blue, cotton candy looking jellyfish. It was both whimsical and incredibly detailed…it was like no dildo I had ever seen before and I wanted it bad. Sadly for...

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Anal Safe Dildo Fantasy Silicone Uberrime

February 12, 2019

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Uberrime Dr. Manhattan – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I can’t lie… the number one reason I asked to review the Uberrime Dr. Manhattan is so I could make an irritating number of blue penis jokes. The kind of jokes I couldn’t stop making after watching Watchman in theaters with my friends. The kinds of jokes that are no doubt the reason why no...

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Anal Safe Dildo Fantasy Silicone Uberrime

January 15, 2019

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Crystal Delights Magnetic Bunny Tail Glass Butt Plug – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Question: would it make me a terrible sex toy reviewer if I just skipped the actual review and went straight to the part where I recommend that you just go ahead and buy the Crystal Delights Magnetic Bunny Tail Glass Butt Plug? It is just so perfect I feel like my words just won’t do...

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Butt Plug Crystal Delights Fantasy Glass

October 29, 2018

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Uberrime Calaveras – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

The Uberrime Calaveras… this toy is without a doubt the spookiest of the spooky… like… so spooky I was going to save to save it up for my Spooky Month Grand Finale and really go out with a bang! But then I found out that these super awesome, super spooky toys were SUPER limited edition!...

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Anal Safe Dildo Fantasy Silicone Uberrime

October 12, 2018

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Uberrime Night King Dildo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

On the second week of Halloween my BOO love gave to me… an Uberrime Night King Dildo… hmm, nope… this joke no longer works. Once was enough. Waaahooo! We have made it to week two of our Spooky Month countdown to Halloween! Did you miss week one? Don’t worry, I happen to know the owner...

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Anal Safe Dildo Fantasy Silicone Uberrime

October 1, 2018

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Tantus Zombie Gary O2 Dildo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Well, here we are… the first week of SPOOKY MONTH! What is Spooky Month you ask? Well… it is for those of us who simply can not possibly contain all the magic and horror of Halloween to just one day… its for those of us who need an ENTIRE FRIGGIN’ MONTH to celebrate! Obviously, I...

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Anal Safe Dildo Fantasy Silicone Tantus

April 8, 2018

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Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Masturbator – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Dating is tough. First off, you actually have to find enough time to go out and meet people. Then you have to actually talk to people. You have to hope that sparks fly with someone, that you hear bells, you see fireworks… something. And when you are an 8 foot tall creature built in a laboratory through...

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Fantasy Fleshlight Masturbator/Sleeve Superskin

October 31, 2017

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Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Dildo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I stared out of the large picture window and watched the fog roll in as hot tears streamed down my face. It has been six years to the day since my lover, Fernando, was murdered by a gang of merciless pirates. He fought bravely, sword in hand, but there were just too many of them....

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