Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Dildo – Sex Toy Review

Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Dildo – Sex Toy Review

I stared out of the large picture window and watched the fog roll in as hot tears streamed down my face. It has been six years to the day since my lover, Fernando, was murdered by a gang of merciless pirates. He fought bravely, sword in hand, but there were just too many of them....

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Dildo Fantasy Fleshlight Silicone

October 4, 2017

Fleshlight Freaks Alien Masturbator – Sex Toy Review

Since the dawn of time people have been wondering what sex with a colorful alien creature would be like. Captain Kirk with the Orion Slave Girl, the dude from Avatar made sex with blue aliens look very appealing, and who can forget those gyrating Twi’lek slave girls in Star Wars. I’m pretty sure there is a...

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Fantasy Fleshlight Masturbator/Sleeve

Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Silicone Fantasy Dildo

March 30, 2016

Split Peaches Unicorn Horn – Sex Toy Review

So, you know those nights, where you’re sitting on twitter, possibly over caffeinated from one too many Cherry Cokes, and you are just rapid tweeting all your inner most thoughts and desires? We all have those nights, right? Well, I found myself suddenly in great and urgent need of a Unicorn themed sex toy. Because, who...

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Anal Safe Dildo Fantasy Silicone Split Peaches

October 12, 2015

Bad Dragon Basilisk Sheath – Sex Toy Review

In the spirit of the Halloween season, I have reviewed Bad Dragon’s Basilisk sheath, which is sort of like a Halloween costume for your penis! Who wants to do some sexy trick-or-treating!? Okay, maaaaaybe walking around your neighborhood, trick-or-treating, in nothing but a cock sheath isn’t a great idea… No idea what a cock sheath...

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Bad Dragon Cock Ring Fantasy Silicone

Bad Dragon Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon

May 27, 2015

Bad Dragon Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon – Sex Toy Review

Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon. Admire it. Now admire it from this angle. Keep admiring it. Are you in love yet? Because I certainly am. I have never met another dildo so intricately designed, Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon really looks like a dragon, like something you would find hand-crafted by a dread-locked artisan at...

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Bad Dragon Dildo Fantasy Silicone

Exotic-Erotics Werewolf Small Silicone Fantasy Dildo

April 16, 2015

Exotic-Erotics Werewolf Small – Sex Toy Review

A second Exotic-Erotics creation has come to join my flock (Herd? Pack? Murder? What is a gaggle of sex toys called?)! My first Exotic-Erotics toy was Murray, the life-cast Australian Shepherd doggy dildo, this time I opted for something with a little less realism. Coming from the sculpted fantasy section, I have chosen the Werewolf Small....

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Dildo Exotic-Erotics Fantasy Silicone

Bad Dragon Nox the Night Drake Silicone Dildo

March 10, 2015

Bad Dragon Nox the Night Drake – Sex Toy Review

So, yet another Bad Dragon creation has come to join my sex toy stable! I know, I’m starting to look like I’m obsessed with Bad Dragon… well, maybe I am… but is that such a bad thing? Really? This time, it is Nox the Night Drake who has been delivered into my den of iniquity. On...

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Bad Dragon Dildo Fantasy Silicone

Bad Dragon Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon Silicone Dildo

February 12, 2015

Bad Dragon Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon – Sex Toy Review

Bad Dragon has sent me a new friend. This is Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon. I am kind of obsessed with Bad Dragon, I love the ability to customize a sex toy to my exact liking. Even though all the choices can leave me agonizing over ever detail for days… I’m bad at decisions. I’m bad...

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Bad Dragon Dildo Fantasy Silicone

Primal Hardewere Krubera Egg Filled Ovipositor Sex Toy

January 17, 2015

Primal Hardwere Krubera Ovipositor – Sex Toy Review

Just take a moment to look at this toy. Just take a nice long look. I swear, it gets weirder the longer I look at it. I feel like it belongs in some sort of video game, like maybe Silent Hill. For real, this is by far the weirdest toy to grace my vagina yet....