On the second week of Halloween my BOO love gave to me… an Uberrime Night King Dildo… hmm, nope… this joke no longer works. Once was enough. Waaahooo! We have made it to week two of our Spooky Month countdown to Halloween! Did you miss week one? Don’t worry, I happen to know the owner...

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October 1, 2018

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Tantus Zombie Gary O2 Dildo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Well, here we are… the first week of SPOOKY MONTH! What is Spooky Month you ask? Well… it is for those of us who simply can not possibly contain all the magic and horror of Halloween to just one day… its for those of us who need an ENTIRE FRIGGIN’ MONTH to celebrate! Obviously, I...

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Anal Safe Dildo Fantasy Silicone Tantus

April 8, 2018

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Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Masturbator – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Dating is tough. First off, you actually have to find enough time to go out and meet people. Then you have to actually talk to people. You have to hope that sparks fly with someone, that you hear bells, you see fireworks… something. And when you are an 8 foot tall creature built in a laboratory through...

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Fantasy Fleshlight Masturbator/Sleeve Superskin

October 31, 2017

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Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Dildo – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

I stared out of the large picture window and watched the fog roll in as hot tears streamed down my face. It has been six years to the day since my lover, Fernando, was murdered by a gang of merciless pirates. He fought bravely, sword in hand, but there were just too many of them....

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Dildo Fantasy Fleshlight Silicone

October 4, 2017

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Fleshlight Freaks Alien Masturbator – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Since the dawn of time people have been wondering what sex with a colorful alien creature would be like. Captain Kirk with the Orion Slave Girl, the dude from Avatar made sex with blue aliens look very appealing, and who can forget those gyrating Twi’lek slave girls in Star Wars. I’m pretty sure there is a...

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Fantasy Fleshlight Masturbator/Sleeve Superskin

Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Silicone Fantasy Dildo

March 30, 2016

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Split Peaches Unicorn Horn – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

So, you know those nights, where you’re sitting on twitter, possibly over caffeinated from one too many Cherry Cokes, and you are just rapid tweeting all your inner most thoughts and desires? We all have those nights, right? Well, I found myself suddenly in great and urgent need of a Unicorn themed sex toy. Because, who...

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Anal Safe Dildo Fantasy Silicone Split Peaches

October 12, 2015

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Bad Dragon Basilisk Sheath – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

In the spirit of the Halloween season, I have reviewed Bad Dragon’s Basilisk sheath, which is sort of like a Halloween costume for your penis! Who wants to do some sexy trick-or-treating!? Okay, maaaaaybe walking around your neighborhood, trick-or-treating, in nothing but a cock sheath isn’t a great idea… No idea what a cock sheath...

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Bad Dragon Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon

May 27, 2015

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Bad Dragon Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon. Admire it. Now admire it from this angle. Keep admiring it. Are you in love yet? Because I certainly am. I have never met another dildo so intricately designed, Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon really looks like a dragon, like something you would find hand-crafted by a dread-locked artisan at...

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Bad Dragon Dildo Fantasy Silicone

Exotic-Erotics Werewolf Small Silicone Fantasy Dildo

April 16, 2015

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Exotic-Erotics Werewolf Small – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

A second Exotic-Erotics creation has come to join my flock (Herd? Pack? Murder? What is a gaggle of sex toys called?)! My first Exotic-Erotics toy was Murray, the life-cast Australian Shepherd doggy dildo, this time I opted for something with a little less realism. Coming from the sculpted fantasy section, I have chosen the Werewolf Small....

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Bad Dragon Nox the Night Drake Silicone Dildo

March 10, 2015

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Bad Dragon Nox the Night Drake – Sex Toy Review

by Kitten Boheme

So, yet another Bad Dragon creation has come to join my sex toy stable! I know, I’m starting to look like I’m obsessed with Bad Dragon… well, maybe I am… but is that such a bad thing? Really? This time, it is Nox the Night Drake who has been delivered into my den of iniquity. On...

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