Tenga Eggs Masturbation Sleeve – Sex Toy Review
I am a bit of an odd duck. I really get a kick out of a sex toy that doesn’t exactly look like a sex toy. Like, this is the thing, this is what gets my panties wet. Is that a hedgehog? I love it! Oh, look at that delicious piece of candy, NOM NOM NOM. I’m kind of surprised I don’t own one of those stupid (yet adorable) vibrating rubber ducks. Needless to say, when I first encountered Tenga Eggs at the Smitten Kitten, all lined up in a freakin’ egg carton… I was smitten. I don’t even have a penis and I wanted them. I wanted them all. Of course, my wants and desires are a bit fleeting and I forgot all about the Tenga Eggs about an hour later while petting someone’s dog I stopped on the street. Forgotten until I was tearing open a box of toys from MEO and fished out a small plastic carton filled with six glorious Tenga Eggs. YES!
These things really do like eggs. Colorful little Easter eggs when their plastic wrappers are still on! What is not to love? I swear, everything Tenga touches turns out to be oddly adorable. Of course, looks aren’t exactly everything… but, like I said earlier, I don’t have a penis of my own so I had to enlist the help of my Stunt Cock to fully test out the Tenga Eggs. He really didn’t take a whole lot of convincing , “Do you want to masturbate with this thing I got?” “Sure.”
One thing I really appreciate about the Tenga Eggs (and about most Tenga toys in general) is that they don’t resemble any bit of human anatomy. It isn’t a butt, a vagina, a mouth… a… foot… it is just a sleeve to masturbate with. A jiggly, egg-white sleeve lookin’ thing for you to jack off in. I like the simplicity and non gender specific-ness of it all. Tenga really has a modern, classy aesthetic that I have really come to love. I’m pretty excited to add these eggs to my toy collection!
So, the Tenga Eggs are (as I’m sure you can guess) egg-sized white plastic shells filled with masturbatory goodness. Once you’ve unwrapped and cracked open your egg, you will find one masturbation sleeve, a single use vial of lube and zero chickens contained inside. It is everything you need to masturbate (or give a bang-up hand job) all in one handy little package! I am in love with the concept of these little eggs, they are adorable and functional (but mostly adorable)!
Right out of the shell you may look at the Tenga sleeve and think “WHAT IS THIS!? A MASTURBATOR FOR ANTS?!?” Because that is exactly what I thought, But don’t worry, the sleeve is very stretchy and it should be possible to stretch the Tenga Egg sleeve accommodate just about every penis size and shape. In fact, in the name of science, (and maybe equal parts boredom) I stretched one of my sleeves over one of the 20oz bottles of Pepsi I just happened to have on hand (because I am addicted to caffeine) and it fit. Sure, it did look a bit thin and over stretched in spots, but it didn’t tear, crack, or burst at the seams at all and held up to all the abuse I was putting it through. So, unless you have the MONSTER of all cocks, don’t worry, the Tenga sleeve is probably going to fit you. And honestly, even if you do happen to have the monster of all cocks, the Tenga sleeve doesn’t really need to stretch the full length of your penis to be enjoyable… so… you will still probably be able to use the Tenga sleeve with minimal issues, even with your monster cock.
After goofing with the sleeve on my own for a bit I decided it was time to enlist the help of a real human penis, which is where my trusty Stunt Cock comes in. My first impression of the Tenga sleeve is that it fit my Stunt Cock’s cock almost like a second layer of skin. The Tenga Eggs are much less bulky than the more traditional orifice sleeves, it felt like there was barely anything between my hand and his dick, which also made it much easier to hold and maneuver (at least from my perspective, I find some sleeves hard to grip while giving a hand job). The outside of the sleeve is completely smooth, while the inside of the sleeve is textured with little bumps, nubs, grooves or ridges. Each of the six eggs I received contained a different texture, and each internal egg texture corresponded with the external design on the outside of each egg’s label. So, in theory, you are able to enjoy a new experience with each egg! My Stunt Cock only used the “Clicker” egg, a sleeve with a bunch of tiny nubs, while he really enjoyed the texture, he said he isn’t sure he would really be able to tell the difference between it and any of the other textured eggs… so I guess it all depends on your sensitivity level.
In the particular half dozen egg carton I received there were six different ‘flavors’ if you will, Silky, Stepper, Twister, Spider, Clicker, and Wavy …. which sound to me like the lesser known and oft forgotten about dwarfs… Sure you know Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey…. but have you met their cousins, Silky, Stepper, Twister, Spider, Clicker and Wavy? I suppose the names are supposed to somehow invoke what the textures are on the inside… but they all just sound goofy to me.
So, how did the eggs work? Well, from the penis perspective, my Stunt Cock really enjoyed the Tenga Egg masturbation sleeve, it was really easy for him to quickly crack open the shell, drop in the lube and start going to town. Great for those “shit, I need to jack off RIGHT NOW” moments. The texture didn’t exactly wow him, he said that the little textured nubs never really hit his sensitive spots around the head of his penis, but he still found the whole thing pretty pleasant. Or, in his words “it got the job done”. He was also a fan of the quick clean up, which consisted of pulling the sleeve off and dumping it into the trash can. I know I said it is possible to reuse these, but since we have other sleeves, we decided it really wasn’t worth the hassle of cleaning and storing the spent egg.
(Note: Stunt Cock is circumcised, the experience may or may not differ for a un-circumcised penis)
It is probably worth noting here that the Tenga Eggs are sold as a single-use, disposable toy, but I’ve seen other people report that if you take good care of the sleeve, washing it after use and drying it completely before storage that it should be possible to get multiple uses out of the Tenga Egg sleeve. But, because the Tenga sleeves are made from a TPE material, I wouldn’t recommend holding onto your egg for an exceedingly long period of time. Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE) is a porous material and can harbor bacteria and mildew (ew). So if you are hanging onto your egg after the initial use, be sure to examine it closely before using it and discard it if you notice and rips or tears, discoloration, black spots, or funky smells. Otherwise, keep on rockin’ out with your cock out!
From a hand job perspective, I really liked the Tenga sleeve. I am not the biggest fan of having sticky, lubey hands… I don’t like getting messy or feeling slimey things on my hands (or body in general) and I kind of have a thing with cum (shudder), so I really appreciated the sleeve. I felt like I was still in close, intimate contact with his penis, while getting to remain relatively mess free, it was a win/win for me! Also, with hand jobs, even with lube, my skin tends to start feeling like I’m rubbing it raw (I have super sensitive skin) if I’m stroking a penis for too long, adding the Tenga Egg sleeve gave me an extra barrier that prevented that raw feeling. It is also sexier and a bit more fun than just using a condom during a hand job (but I’m not advocating using a Tenga Egg in place of a condom!). I do feel like I have to be somewhat delicate with it while stroaking, because it does stretch so thin in some areas (mostly near the head) that I feel like it is going to burst… even though my experimentations with the Pepsi bottle lead me to believe the toy is stronger than it looks.
Over all, this is really a pretty simple, functional toy. It is easy to use, easy to store, travels well, looks cute and even in my Stunt Cock’s hurried watching-porn-need-to-masturbate-now state, the Tenga Egg was easy to unwrap and required very little brain power to use. I
So, do I recommend you dash out and purchase a Tenga Egg right this moment? It depends… are you traveling? Are you in a situation where you need a toy that you can use then dispose of the evidence right away? Do you want something with a nearly zero mess factor? Do you only use a stroker on rare occasions and want something that stores easily? Do you just collect adorable sex toys the same way I do? Then yes, the Tenga Egg is probably right for you! The size and self contained kit makes the Tenga really appealing for travel, it takes up almost no space in a suitcase or overnight bag, doesn’t look like an obvious sex toy so TSA isn’t going to have a giggle at the dildo in your carry on and it is disposable so you can toss it out and have one less thing to pack on your way home! Now, if you are someone who utilizes their masturbation sleeves frequently, I’m not sure I would recommend the Tenga Egg, even though they are probably one of the least expensive strokers on the market, since they are designed for one time use… the cost could really start to add up after awhile. If you are looking for a toy to get a lot of use out of, I would look for something somewhat more permanent. I also think it is a great toy for hand jobs! Did you bring home your Tinder date? Cool, just slide on of these bad boys on and you are ready for some great hand job action! And you’ve probably impressed your date with how resourceful you are, go you! I totally think it is worth picking up a Tenga Egg or two to keep on hand, just in case the occasion strikes. Always be prepared, as the Boy Scouts say.
Also how cool would these little eggs be a sex parties? Hand out the eggs like party favors and don’t worry about the cleanup! Easter egg orgies anyone?
Ready to toss a Tenga Egg masturbation sleeve or two in your bedside table? You can find the eggs individually or by the six pack at Meo! Not purchasing the Tenga Eggs internationally? You can also find Tenga Eggs at Lovehoney, Stockroom, or Good Vibrations!
The Tenga Eggs were provided to me free of charge by MEO in exchange for my honest review.