Bad Dragon Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon – Sex Toy Review
Bad Dragon has sent me a new friend. This is Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon.
I am kind of obsessed with Bad Dragon, I love the ability to customize a sex toy to my exact liking. Even though all the choices can leave me agonizing over ever detail for days… I’m bad at decisions. I’m bad at commitment. Which is why I don’t have tattoos, or pierced ears, or a favorite color, or matching socks…. or… well, you get the picture. Where am I going with this? I don’t remember. Anyway, so I was pretty excited when Bad Dragon offered me the chance to review another one of the products, my choice… (OH GOD, DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE!)… and after probably several days of looking over my options, deciding, un-deciding, then deciding again, I finally settled on Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon, because I thought it looked pretty texturally appealing. When you first see Flint in person, it is a bit intimidating. There is just so much to take in, not just the size but all the details, there are ridges, studs, crevices… it is a dream come true for someone like me who LOVES textured toys.
The entire shaft of the Flint the Uncut looks like it is covered in plated scales (it is a dragon’s penis after all…), along the underside of the head there are small studs dotting just below the still intact foreskin and running along the topside of the shaft. And yes, I said foreskin, Flint the Uncut is, as the name would suggest, uncircumcised. The whole thing ends with a set of large, firm, and somewhat perky set of testicles.
When it came time to customize, I decided that Flint’s “natural” color options were a little too blah for me. So I asked if it could be dolled up a bit. Actually, my exact words were “Can you girly him up a bit. Like his secret hobby is playing with sparkle ponies and rainbows.” And I’ll be damned if those magic makers at Bad Dragon didn’t produce that exact color. It looks like my dildo is made out of cotton candy gone wild with some unicorn farts thrown in for good measure. Who knew someone could produce a color so…. so… perfect. Bad Dragon put together a beautifully marbled pastel pink, blue and yellow with shiny, glittery flecks – I love it. When I first pulled Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon out of the box I screamed to no one in particular that it looked like a cupcake, a delicious penis shaped cupcake. If that’s not high praise, I don’t know what is. This entire review could literally be about how much I love the color of this thing, but I will try to control myself for the sake of a thorough review. Especially since the color of Flint is all subjective, you can create your Flint in poop brown for all I care.
Flint the Uncut comes in a pretty wide array of size options, so I’m certain there is going to be a size that works for everyone. I got my Flint in a size small, which is a really great size lengthwise, but I really need to get better at math, because this toy was wider than I imagined it would be. This time, instead of it being a case of my eyes being too big for my vagina, it was just my brain being too dumb to numbers. But, this small error is not a deal breaker! I probably should have gone with the mini, but mini just sounds so tiny to me! Like, I envision mini being a tiny little micro penis or something.
The time around I opted for the firm level of firmness, since with my last Bad Dragon toy I lamented over not choosing firm. But, this time, now I wish I would have gone softer. I know, I know… I’m so fickle. Being firm, it brings out the texture in this toy beautifully, those thick, well-pronounced scales really do feel amazing! But it also offers me less give around the really girthy areas, which leads to me having a little bit of trouble inserting it. Really, all this means for me is that I need to spend a lot more time warming up before I can really take the whole toy in. I’m thinking in a soft or medium firmness, the little extra give might have been handy. So, keep that in mind when ordering your own Flint the Uncut, firm brings out the texture but offers less give, but every vagina is different, so you may have zero trouble with this! As for anuses, well, you guys are on your own, sorry, this toy won’t be going in my butt anytime soon so I don’t know what to tell you.
So basically, what I have learned about my vagina and firmness is that the thicker the toy, the softer I want it to be. But if its smaller/average in girth, I want it to be harder firmness, especially if it has a lot of texture detail. My vagina is so picky.
Once again, as with my Hanns the Mandrake, I chose not to include a cumtube with this toy. A cumtube is silicone tube that is cast down the center of the toy, which is then used for injecting lubricants (like Bad Dragon’s own Cum Lube), to simulate an ejaculating orgasm. But, cum and I already have a very tenuous relationship as it is, so adding a cumtube just does not appeal to me. One day I’ll try it out, but that day is not today.
Unlike my Hanns the Mandrake, Flint the Uncut does not offer the option for a suction cup, which is a bummer, I would have totally been all over that. I wonder if there is some sort of scientifically, structural, magical reason why it is not offered, perhaps the folks at Bad Dragon will enlighten me and I can pass on the wisdom to you. I love a toy with a suction cup option!
It’s also worth noting, like any uncircumcised penis, nasty gunk does build up in the foreskin during play and even during storage. Since this toy is made out of silicone, it tends to be sticky and attracts dust, hair, lint, and lord knows what else. There are lots of nooks and crannies that need to be swabbed clean. When I pulled the toy out again today I found some pretty gross crusty stuff stuck around the grove of the foreskin. So, to quote my old sex ed professor “Clean that shit out!” I’m serious, she screamed that out while talking about foreskin. Since it is made from silicone, it is safe to boil, put on the top rack of the dishwasher, or just run under water to clean.
I talk about linty silicone a lot, but please don’t let the idea of fuzzy silicone scare you off! 100% silicone is completely body safe and one of the greatest materials for sex toys. They are so easy to clean, pop them in the dishwasher, boil them, run them under the tap… lint problem solved! Bad Dragon only sells quality silicone toys, so you can be confident you are getting a body-safe, non-toxic toy every time!
I totally recommend Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon for anyone who likes to add that feeling of fullness and wide girth to their vagina (or anus…), or to anyone who is a texture-junkie because all the details along the head and shaft are very well pronounced and well-crafted and feel amazing while the toy is being thrust in and out. Flint the Uncut models start at $65.00 and price may vary as you customize. The quality of the toy is worth the price, I will assure you of that. Ready made and Flop models are also available for purchase on their website.
If you would like to purchase your own Flint head on over to Bad Dragon and they will fix you up with a masterpiece of your very own!
The Bad Dragon Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon was sent to me by Bad Dragon free of charge in exchange for my honest review.