Doc Johnson Super Hung Hero The Incredible Hunk – Sex Toy Review
I wouldn’t consider myself a size queen, gigantic toys aren’t really my thing. I don’t have a vagina that can easily accommodate huge things, but in the name of science and good toy reviews I find myself stuffing myself silly with every manner of huge cock I can get my hands on.
Oh, I’m not complaining mind you…
But when this thing arrived in my mailbox, I did do a bit of a double take. You want me to fit this WHERE?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like you to meet the Incredible Hunk, a member Doc Johnson’s Super Hung Heroes, along with his buddies The Hammer, Captain Cock, The Caped Cock, The Amazing Web Shooter, and Rock Hard Man. Ok, sure.. their super hero names need a little work, but think of these guys as the Avengers for your genitals.
The Incredible Hunk is a monster, for real… he is huge. He measures up at a 9.9 inches, with a whopping 7.6 inches of insertable length and an enormous maximum diameter of 2.6 inches. The Hunk is a big toy.
It took plenty of lube and determination, but I was able wiggle the whole thing up into my vagina. Its a pretty thrilling feeling to be stuffed that full, I loved it. The Incredible Hunk also has the added awesomeness of being super textured, huge green veins run the length of the shaft which add a whole other level of feeling when you’ve got it wedged up inside. As I’ve said before, I love a textured toy!
The toy was a fun challenge to get into my vagina, but once it was there, there wasn’t much else for me to do. I could wiggle it around a bit, but pulling it out and thrusting it back in wasn’t really much of an option for me. My vagina was having none of that nonsense. But, I don’t always need a toy I can thrust with, I am also a fan of toys that fill me up and I can clench down on while bringing myself to orgasm with clitoral stimulation.
The head of the Incredible Hunk is girthy enough in itself that if you want to thrust with wild abandon, you can use just the tip. I also found running the shaft up and down my clit to be pretty great stimulation as well.
Other than its size and texture, the Incredible Hunk is pretty much an average dildo. It is made of platinum silicon, so it is totally body safe – Yay! But silicon can be a lint magnet… luckily, its pretty easy to throw this toy in a dishwasher and rid yourself of any fuzzies. It is also worth mentioning that being silicon, you will want to use a water-based lube, I personally recommend Sliquid Lube, its a favorite lube of mine.
So, being a big toy, I would totally not recommend this as a wild thrusting dildo for any beginner toy user or anyone who is not sure they can accommodate the size. It is simply too big. I don’t want to turn you off on the idea of owning the Incredible Hunk though, if you are happy just popping his big head in and out and rubbing against his ultra-textured shaft, then its a great toy! Honestly, even though I hardly reach for this toy in a heated masturbation session, I love knowing that I own it. The novelty of it is great and the nerd in me loves it.
One thing I think this toy lends itself to amazingly well is role-playing. Think about it, you can be the horny little lab assistant, constantly dropping vials and messing up experiments just to upset poor Dr. Bruce Banner… knowing that the angrier he gets, the harder you’ll get fucked… oh man, I’m making myself wet now. I’m filing that idea away for later… Also, just think of the level of realism you can add to your Comic-Con cosplay costume! Alright, maybe its a level of realism you might get kicked out of Comic-Con for, but you could forever be known as that guy who got kicked out for having the giant green dick!
If it wasn’t for the comic book novelty of this toy, I’m not sure it would be something I would purchase if I saw it in a sex shop. Sure, its big and its veiny, but the size is just daunting enough that I would probably fondle it a bit then set it back on the shelf. So would I recommend this toy? Maybe. If someone was looking for a toy with some size and heft to it, then yes. The quality of this toy is great, Doc Johnson has made a great product if you are looking for size. Are you a comic book lover who is in it for the novelty of the thing? Then again, get it… the comic book packaging it comes in is great and you can entertain yourself and your friends by screaming “HULKS HORNY! YOU WON’T LIKE ME WHEN I’M HORNY!” But, for the average sex toy user looking for something to use regularly in the bedroom, I don’t think the Incredible Hunk is that great. Its fun to try, but for me, it doesn’t have the staying power of something a little more practical, like the Njoy Pure Wand.